Prepare for the cringe factor.
It all started with two words: Dog c**t.
Uhhhh, I would like to report these tweets for personally attacking me.
THIS is the definition of talent.
Happy 36th birthday to the king that keeps on giving!
hOLY shIT!!! —you, after reading this post.
Everything is NOT fine. 😭
But seriously, WHERE IS VAKOO?!?!
*Starts doing that wheezy, seal laugh.*
That was one HECK of a first episode.
The serenity is looking bloody good at the moment.
This literally makes ZERO sense, America.
*Wastes entire night deciding what to watch because there's too many good.*
First of all, how is Bindi 21??? Second of all, I'm weeping.
My brain hurts just by looking at this list.
WHAT DO WE WANT? Chronological order!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Now!!
[Extreme Draco Malfoy voice]: My father will hear about...these magical facts.
In this house, we stan aliens.
"If you've met Lupita, you'll know that she's really goofy, funny and just such a happy person."