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Would You Pay $75 For Jeb Bush's Guacamole Bowl?

Avoca-whoaaaaa.

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Because you can buy your very OWN "Guaca Bowle" to whip up guac on "Sunday Funday" (this is not a regular Sunday, it's one where you have "fun" and finish up with an episode of True Detective).

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Why "Guaca Bowle"? Because it rhymes with guacamole. Between that and the rhyming of "Sunday Funday," whoever designed this page is a regular Ezra Pound.

Of course, if you're in the know, you refer to yours as a molcajete. Here's a quick explainer on how they're made and used:

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They're great for whipping up guacamole, as well as for grinding chiles and spices. Quality ones are made from basalt (a porous, volcanic rock) and will come with a pestle to help with grinding.

  1. So, knowing what you know now, would you pay $75 for Jeb Bush's "Guaca Bowle"?

    ABSOLUTELY.
    Hahahahahahahahahahah. No.
    I don't make guacamole, I buy it at Chipotle.

Would You Pay $75 For Jeb Bush's Guacamole Bowl?

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So, knowing what you know now, would you pay $75 for Jeb Bush's "Guaca Bowle"?
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    ABSOLUTELY.
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    Hahahahahahahahahahah. No.
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    I don't make guacamole, I buy it at Chipotle.

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