Guacamole is the food of the Gods.
Avocados are easy to get at the store, but what do you actually MAKE the guac in?
Don't worry! Jeb Bush's campaign merchandise store has you covered.
Because you can buy your very OWN "Guaca Bowle" to whip up guac on "Sunday Funday" (this is not a regular Sunday, it's one where you have "fun" and finish up with an episode of True Detective).
Of course, if you're in the know, you refer to yours as a molcajete. Here's a quick explainer on how they're made and used:
Here's one for $34.95.
It's half the price of Jeb's, but it also doesn't include the promise of his ~secret recipe~ at some point in an undetermined, increasingly elusive future.
ABSOLUTELY.Hahahahahahahahahahah. No.I don't make guacamole, I buy it at Chipotle.
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So, knowing what you know now, would you pay $75 for Jeb Bush's "Guaca Bowle"?
vote votesHahahahahahahahahahah. No.
vote votesI don't make guacamole, I buy it at Chipotle.
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