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If You've Done 27/37 Of These Things, You're A Terrible Roommate

I should start writing my apology letter now...

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    Snoozing your alarm at least 10 times before you actually wake up.
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    Being late paying your share of the rent.
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    Drinking directly out of the carton of milk/juice.
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    Putting the empty carton back in the fridge.
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    Leaving food in the fridge so long that it starts to rot.
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    Literally never, ever cleaning the fridge.
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    Creating mini microwave explosions and never cleaning them up.
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    Stinking up the apartment with your dirty laundry, which you haven't done in a whole month.
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    Leaving dirty dishes in your room.
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    Leaving your dirty dishes in the sink for more than a day.
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    Treating shared spaces like they're exclusively yours.
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    Breaking something that's shared and not saying anything about it.
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    Hogging the shared bathroom for way too long.
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    Never replacing the TP on the holder.
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    Creating works of art on the shower walls with your stray hair.
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    Never taking out the trash or recycling.
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    Never cleaning the shared bathroom.
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    Or cleaning only when you're prompted to.
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    Never doing any grocery shopping because you're actually just stealing their food.
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    Secretly snooping around their room when they're not home.
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    Casually borrowing their things without asking.
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    And using their toiletries when they're not looking.
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    Then complaining when they use something of yours.
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    Never turning off the lights when you're out.
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    Being obnoxiously loud on a daily basis.
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    Being obnoxiously loud even in the middle of the night.
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    Having guests over without letting them know beforehand.
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    Bringing a hookup home without giving them a heads-up.
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    Or worse, having a live-in partner who's a freeloader.
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    And then having sex in shared spaces.
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    Actually, just having sex in general when they're around. Especially loud sex.
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    Asking them to "lend you a couple bucks" and saying "I'll pay you back" but never actually going through with it.
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    Always forgetting to lock the front door.
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    And constantly losing your keys.
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    So you end up spamming them with "hurry back home and let me in" texts.
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    Literally always being at home or in your room.
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    Or alternatively, never being around.

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