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    Updated on Dec 10, 2019. Posted on Nov 22, 2019

    24 Of The Best Sex Toys And Accessories To Give As Freaky Gifts This Year

    Getting off will be the best present of the year.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI β€” prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A Satysfyer Pro 2, a touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to their ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?

    Amazon

    Are your toes curling yet?

    Promising review: "This is, by far, the best clitoral stimulator I have ever had the chance to try. Ladies, I would recommend this for any of you who prefer clitoral stimulation. It has plenty of settings, but even the first setting is enough for me to have an orgasm almost immediately. It's completely waterproof and very easy to clean!" β€”C.G.

    Get it from Amazon for $44.95.

    Check out our closer look at the Satisfyer Pro 2 here!

    2. A waterproof wand vibe thousands of people swear by. This babe can give "wetting the bed" a whole new meaning 😏.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "OMG!!! Best find ever! This has amazingly strong vibration, multiple settings, and is completely waterproof. It has definitely replaced many of my toys. I don't usually squirt with clitoral stimulation, but this had me wetting the bed. Truly amazing experience." β€”Suz

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95 (available in eight colors).

    3. A super quiet and smooth vibrator for when they really don't want to alarm their roommates but they have an...itch that really needs to be scratched.

    Amazon

    It has nine different vibration modes if they want something different everytime they use it!

    Promising review: "Wow. This is my first vibrator and all I have to say is wow. As soon as I took it out of the package, I was astounded by the quality. It feels silky smooth. It also comes with an adorable little pouch which is also very soft. There’s several different vibration options as well which is always fun. If it breaks I will actually cry because I love it so much. This is my new best friend. It feels amazing. I love it." β€”L

    Get it from Amazon for $19.69 (available in two colors).

    4. A glass candy cane dildo so they can have some sweet, sweet orgasms. 'Tis the season!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "First glass product of this kind I've bought. Like the smooth feel and works well with lube or without. Like that you can heat or cool it. Easy care. All in all, I was delighted with it." β€”Anonymous

    Get it from Adam & Eve for $19.98 (originally $39.95).

    5. A We-Vibe capable of multiple cosmic, G-spot orgasms so you and your partner can spice things up when you're together or apart.

    Amazon

    It comes with a wireless remote so your lover can control the strength of vibrations while y'all are getting down and dirty.

    Promising review: "Everything in the kit works great. My partner especially loves the Tango for quickies or solo sessions. Sync is a lot of fun for a night in, or a night apart even with the app." β€”K&D

    Get it from Amazon for $217.55.

    6. A bulky G-spot rabbit with seven modes of vibration to take them to the high heavens and back again.

    Bellesa

    Promising review: "This is my third rabbit! I love how cute and not tacky she is. Fills me up in the best way. Nothing but love for my bunny!" β€”Kim

    Get it from Bellesa for $129.

    7. A truly magical magic wand. Not only does it get the hard-to-reach kinks out of their back, but it will literally have them reaching a peak where tears come out of their eyes. It's THAT good, y'all.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I used it and I found God. It was like Mariah Carey in angel wings gently lifted me to multiple orgasm. It was like when the surprise BeyoncΓ© album dropped. It was like a hot, chiseled duded in a man-bun was whispering Audre Lorde to me until I came. It was like my high school girlfriend and I watching The OC scenes with Marissa and Alex. I had to have a cigarette after because I felt so thoroughly fucked (smoking is bad for you so don't follow that part). I felt like I was floating. I felt like Mia in The Princess Diaries when she turns the lights on with her foot pop as she's kissing Michael Moscovitz. Yeah, it's loud as hell but I live in a tiny-ass Brooklyn apartment with four other people and just decided that they could deal with the vibrating noises. Own it; you're living your best life. Real talk, I highly recommend this for anyone who has a vagina and wants clit stimulation." β€”Ava the Believer

    Get it from Amazon for $44.91.

    Check out our full writeup on the Magic Wand here!

    8. A strapless strap-on vibrator because there's no reason for them not to get it on with their partner while having a squirting O at the same damn time.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I was really unsure if we would enjoy this product but dear lord I did not expect it to be so wonderful! The stimulation from wearing it is amazing and you can feel every movement, which is something I missed when using other strap-ons. This feels much more natural and intimate. The vibrations are more powerful along the protruding shaft, slightly less powerful for the wearer, but still effective. It stayed in well and even with some rough and tumble, I didn't end up with a sore pelvis like other strap-ons that dig in." β€”LadyLop

    Get it from Lovehoney for $49.99.

    9. A candy cane vibe, because they definitely want to be on the nice list this year, especially if the nice list includes multiple orgasms.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "The best reliable slim vibrator on the market. If you want to kick it up a notch, use Ultimate Lithium batteries β€” we do, and WOW! It's like hitting a different level and makes the vibrator a lot lighter so your hand won't get as tired." β€”lancasterbrood

    Get it from Amazon for $11.76 (available in two colors).

    10. A fancy rabbit vibe with eight different speeds and sensations for that double orgasm they've been waiting for.

    Lelo

    Promising review: "This thing is whisper-quiet, powerful, waterproof, and the material feels amazing. It’s expensive but worth every penny. Treat yourself. You won’t regret it." β€”Meesh

    Get it from Lelo for $149 (originally $239, available in four colors).

    11. A pretty penguin clit vibrator with 11 different modes to drive them crazy, because penguins mate for life and their private parts aren't excluded.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Adorable design as opposed to the obnoxious, bright pink penguin. Magnetic charger is easy to use and the penguin charges quickly. This toy means business, the sensations are amazing and it offers different degrees of intensity." β€”eggbuelkicks

    Get it from Amazon for $34.85.

    12. A simple velvet touch vibe they can use for clitoral or vaginal stimulation. A jack of all trades and the master of their orgasm!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is my first vibrator I've had and I love it! It has a decent diameter but it's nothing intimidating. The texture of it is my favorite part β€” it really is like velvet. Very smooth. So far the waterproofing seems to be great!" β€”Hana Lohr

    Get it from Amazon for $12.50+ (available in six colors).

    13. A discrete necklace vibe to wear at every holiday party just in case they feel like getting a little frisky.

    Babeland

    Promising review: "Whether your taste calls for silver or gold, the Vesper is sure to increase the quality of your life. I am very impressed by its discreetly gorgeous presence. It is great for traveling, smaller than a pen, with a tiny USB charger β€” also discreet! It is great for public sex or last-minute sleepovers. It makes an incredible gift for anyone bold enough to experience it as a staple bullet vibe and/or accessory. Keep in mind because of the material, it does trap both mechanical and body heat, which for some is an added bonus." β€”Tura

    Get it from Babeland for $69+ (available in three colors).

    14. A "butterfly kiss" massager that'll gently but consistently press upon their sensitive bits until they say stop. A Merry Christmas, indeed.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I got this for my wife to mix it up a bit. She was apprehensive at first since she's very conservative. I have used it twice on her and it sent over the edge multiple times on the lowest setting both times." β€”dc1968

    Get it from Amazon for $10.50+ (also available in pink).

    15. A bow costume so their lover can view them as a snack they definitely wanna eat.

    Lovehoney

    Get it from Lovehoney for $19.99.

    16. A Fleshlight to jack into till the crows come home, because it's the magnum opus to penis owners everywhere.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is the best $50 you'll ever spend, even if you only use it once. It feels incredible if you can't have the real thing or need a back up to it. Easy cleanup, incredible feeling, and insane orgasms. You won't be disappointed!" β€”FLM

    Get it from Amazon for $49.95 (available in three colors).

    17. An adjustable thigh spreader, because who has time to buss it wide open when they'll have this to do it for them?

    Lovehoney

    Promising review: "Bought this as a surprise for the girlfriend and I can honestly say it's probably the most fun we've had in the bedroom. Twinned with a blindfold and a few other toys of your choice, this can provide hours of fun!" β€”Bigmatti

    Get it from Lovehoney for $29.99.

    18. A clitoral vibe with 10 different settings and five intensities so they can hum and moan all night, since they love variety.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This product is great for first-time users. There are a ton of settings and it is so easy to use! Absolutely loved the packaging and the size of the toy is great for bringing on the go. I would highly recommend this toy to anyone in the market for something new!" β€”N

    Get it from Amazon for $44.99 (available in three colors)

    19. A bullet-like vibe with a flat tip for maximum clit stimulation that'll confirm Kiki in fact, DOES love them and likes taking them to their next orgasm.

    Lelo

    Get it from Lelo for $20 (originally $39.95, available in three colors).

    20. An oral sex stimulator, because it isn't just foreplay, you heathens, it's the main event. Multiple orgasms are just a vibration away!

    Lelo

    Includes 10 vibrating modes and is totally waterproof!

    Promising review: "I love this toy; it doesn't look like a toy. You can lay it out and because of the shape of it no one knows what exactly it is unless they have one. Every time I use it, I have a fantastic orgasm." β€”Wendy

    Get it from Lelo for $139 (originally $189, available in three colors).

    21. A fingertip vibrator they can fit in their pocket or purse just in case they're up for a little exhibitionist action, like Janet Jackson in "Any Time, Any Place."

    Lovehoney

    "I don't wanna stop just because people walking by are watching us." We been knew you were a freak, Janet!

    Promising review: "So much power for such a small toy, the bobbly texture adds to the pleasure. The small size makes it easy and discreet if you wish to take it on your travels. I would recommend this quiet little powerhouse." β€”Amanda777

    Get it from Lovehoney for $16.99.

    22. A kinky handcuff and blindfold set for when they wanna get their 50 Shades of Grey on in real time.

    Amazon

    Because in the corny words of Christian Grey himself, "I don't make love, I fuck. Hard." Bye!

    Promising review: "Works great. Exactly as you would expect. The chain is just a touch on the lightweight side. I imagine they could be forcibly broken if you really wanted to, but for a consensual play date, both the mask and cuffs worked great." β€”Nick

    Get them from Amazon for $13.99 (available in three colors).

    23. A beginner's strap-on your friend and their partner can enjoy... together. It even has a flared base for a little backdoor action.

    Amazon

    And who doesn't like a tossed salad?

    Promising review: "This is our first strap-on purchase. The wife was a little hesitant but liked the color, so that seemed to put her at ease. We both love the transfer of control this toy gives us and I am sure it will become a bedroom favorite. Feels amazing and has a tapered profile to break you in gently and rubs just the right spots." β€”NewDirectionCouple

    Get it from Lovehoney for $39.99.

    24. A lipstick massager complete with multiple speed patterns they can absolutely take on vacation to make it even more ~relaxing~.

    Lelo

    It's waterproof, USB-rechargeable, and has six vibration patterns.

    Promising review: "Surprisingly powerful. It has lots of speed options, as well as different vibration patterns. This is a great little secret toy because it looks like a lipstick or a USB drive. It charges quickly and lasts for a good 45 minutes before it starts to fade. I think eventually I'll upgrade to a larger, more powerful LELO model, but this is a great starter toy." β€”Mimi Kanasis

    Get it from Lelo for $60.90 (originally $84.90, available in four colors).

    Let's hope they make more moans than Moaning Myrtle!

    Warner Brothers

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