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    38 Legendary Sitcom Characters Ranked By How Poorly They Would Handle The Pandemic

    Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air would try so hard to be chill, but, alas.

    Starting off with who would handle the pandemic the best:

    38. Janet from The Good Place

    Michael says, "I want to see Eleanor Shellstrop's file, is that what you have or do you have a cactus" Janet says, "I have Eleanor Shellstrop's file, I do not have a cactus," Michael says, "Excellent, please, give me the file" and Janet hands him a cactus

    37. Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    36. Nick Miller from New Girl

    Nick says, I will push if I wanna push, and then when he can't get the door open he yells, I hate doooors

    35. Dwight Schrute from The Office

    Dwight says, I wish I could menstruate, If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore, I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle, plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides

    34. Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    Holt says, I have been asked to deliver a toast here after the funeral, a message of hope, this is what I have so far, Paaaaiiiinnnnnnn, thats it

    33. Phoebe Buffay from Friends

    Melissa says, Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority, and Phoebe says, Of course, yeah, I was, uh, um, Thi Mega Tampon

    32. Julia Sugarbaker from Designing Women

    31. Jason Mendoza from The Good Place

    Jason says, "I don't know, this plan seems complicated," Eleanor says, "To be fair, you also once said that about an orange," and Jason says, "They don’t make sense, apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don't"

    30. Liz Lemon from 30 Rock

    29. Michael from The Good Place

    Michael shows his tattoo on his arm and says, "It's Chinese for Japan"

    28. Cece from New Girl

    Cece says to Jess, Did you wash your hair, it looks really clean, and all of the women around gasp, including Jess

    27. Joey Tribbiani from Friends

    Joey says, "Monday, one day, Tuesday, two day, Wednesday, when, huh, what day, Thursday, the third day"

    26. Stanley Hudson from The Office

    25. Chandler Bing from Friends

    While she's cutting Chandler's hair, Kathy says You have really great hair, and Chandler says, Well thanks, I grow it myself

    24. Coach from New Girl

    Coach says, I'm gonna make a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, ew, why do you say moist, I hate that word, I'm gonna be like, Just taste the cake, and they're gonna be like, Damn, it's moist

    23. Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place

    Eleanor says, "I used to think about how it's weird they don't make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs," Chidi says, "You mean a skirt," and Eleanor says, "No, you're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up"

    22. Jake Peralta from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    21. Rachel Green from Friends

    Rachel says, Okay, I will have the side salad, the server says, And what would that be on the side of, and Rachel says, I don't know, why don't you just put it right here next to my water

    20. Pam Beesly from The Office

    Pam says, Finally, I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundie, and I feel God in this Chili's tonight

    19. Mary Richards from The Mary Tyler Moore Show

    18. Jess Day from New Girl

    Jess says, I'm so far off the grid that everybody's all, she's off the grid, and then I'm all, I don't play by your rules, I can drink at 11, A M

    17. Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

    Carlton says, It gave me nightmares, witnessing an injustice like that, it was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be, I can still hear them taunting him, Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids, How come they just could not give him some cereal

    16. Terry Jeffords from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    15. Monica Geller from Friends

    Monica asks, So we're back on, Carol says, We're back on, and Monica says, You heard the woman, PEEL, CHOP, DEVIL

    14. Tahani Al-Jamil from The Good Place

    Tahani says, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Pippa Middleton right before we went paragliding in Gibraltar, Let's go, then when everyone gives her looks she says, What, it's what I said

    13. Mindy Lahiri from The Mindy Project

    12. Andy Bernard from The Office

    11. Elaine Benes from Seinfeld

    10. Amy Santiago from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    9. Ross Geller from Friends

    Ross says, "I think you reach a certain age having a roommate is just kind of pathe..." Rachel and Monica look at each other and Joey and Chandler look at each other, and Ross says, "that's pathet, which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'"

    8. Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock

    7. Winston Bishop from New Girl

    Winston says, I've been broken up with so many times in many different places, multiple parks, coffee shops, Santa's lap, kitchen stadium on Iron Chef, airplanes, in economy, economy select, economy comfort, platinum economy, while covered in butterflies

    6. Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place

    Chidi sings, You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the Peeps in the chili pot and add the M&Ms, you put the Peeps in the chili pot, it makes it taste bad

    5. Kelly Kapoor from The Office

    Kelly says, Well, I manage my department, and I’ve been doing that for several years now, and, god, I’ve learned a lot of life lessons along the way, Jim says, Your department’s just you, right, and Kelly says, Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage

    4. Schmidt from New Girl

    A child says, A white man broke in today, Schmidt says, A white man, no, well, what did security do about it, the child says, Nothing, and Schmidt yells, Typical

    3. Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock

    2. Niles Crane from Frasier

    1. And who would handle the pandemic the worst: Michael Scott from The Office

    Michael says, I know a fair amount about fine food and drink, then he sniffs his white wine and says, This is a white