1. Weird as fuck bathroom signs.
2. Police officers doing whatever the hell they want.
3. People casually hanging out with hijackers...
4. ...and hijacking boats.
5. Sexy litter.
Seriously though, what the hell are Aberdonians getting up to in pub toilets?
6. People getting stuck in bins.
It gets very cold and we mistake them for houses.
7. And using them as tables.
8. Seagulls pinching stuff from houses and shops.
Nothing is safe, not even your Doritos.