Buzz·Posted on 5 Dec 201727 Of The Most Batshit, WTF Things That Happened In Scotland In 2017Could really have done without the Andy Murray sausage wean, tbh.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. A Teletubby got arrested in Glasgow. Twitter: @Scottish_Tweets "Keeping people safe...from felt aliens with fat butts." 2. An absolutely horrifying porn film was released. Twitter: @MichaelCraig96 "Tartan tryst". Argh. 3. This truly weird crime occurred in Carnoustie. reddit.com Which is also the best headline of 2017. 4. A heartless Halloween prankster did this: Twitter: @mattyrobsonn 5. This useless Fife criminal failed at life. Facebook: angrypeopleinlocalnewspapers 6. As did the guy behind this crap mugging attempt. Twitter: @GregorJFord "It's not about you." Haha. 7. These "melts" failed to notice Edinburgh Castle. Twitter: @laurajdlawson 8. Someone got creative in a Dundee shop. Twitter: @punsnotpubs 9. This Edinburgher embraced nominative determinism. STV "Well, I am named after the main character in Trainspotting. Might as well do heroin." 10. And this dad made an epic World Book Day costume. Twitter: @joeheenan "Make sure you swear like a docker all day, son." 11. The SNP made a strange design choice. Twitter: @josephmdurso "Vote SNP or we'll send robot dinosaurs to attack your kids." 12. Someone decided to sell this appealing outfit. Twitter: @Ross476Ross 100% would wear. 13. And someone else used a unique marketing strategy. imgur.com 14. This pet lover was spotted in Kilwinning. reddit.com Pushing your rabbit in a pram is extra enough, but the number plate is next-level. 15. So was this sheep-walker in Dundee. Twitter: @DanielleAtSix 16. And this pigeon-fancier in Glasgow. Charlotte @Charlismyname Meanwhile in Glasgow... #pigeonCPR 05:14 PM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Ew. 17. A kebab shop unveiled an incredibly OTT sign. Erskine Lynas @Tamarionette Aberdeen doesn't push the boundaries very often but check out this fucking kebab shop. CGI donner!! 06:49 PM - 28 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. This Borders pub made their feelings clear. reddit.com 19. An RGU student created abstract art by accident. Twitter: @LloydJack16 20. This concerned citizen reported a horrible crime. Twitter: @Edinburghpaper / Twitter: @http://Twitter.com/ Goudie15 Hanging's too good for whoever did this. 21. A ballsy crime took place in Glasgow. Twitter: @PenaCartel "Sarge, we've got some bad news about the police car..." 22. Someone spotted this hot chick on Tinder. imgur.com Someone should really get his number and pass it on to the pigeon-kisser. 23. A hygiene-conscious coo had a wash. Twitter: @kirstylogan Awww. 24. A communal shitter opened in Silverburn. Twitter: @thomas__Mcguire 25. Someone spotted this dude in a cupboard. Twitter: @LiamUTLR 26. A troubled butcher invented this "sausage baby". Twitter: @jamieross7 It will haunt your dreams for years to come. 27. And last but by no means least, this shameless woman tried to sell her dead dog online. Twitter: @_katiegold_xo £100 for a rug? That's horrifying. Scotland, you've outdone yourself. youtube.com / BuzzFeed There's no way 2018 could be any weirder...is there? Enjoyed this? Check out 26 Fucking Batshit Things That Happened In Scotland In 2016. For more "Best Of 2017" posts, click here!