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27 Of The Most Batshit, WTF Things That Happened In Scotland In 2017

Could really have done without the Andy Murray sausage wean, tbh.

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1. A Teletubby got arrested in Glasgow.

"Keeping people safe...from felt aliens with fat butts."
Twitter: @Scottish_Tweets

"Keeping people safe...from felt aliens with fat butts."

2. An absolutely horrifying porn film was released.

"Tartan tryst". Argh.
Twitter: @MichaelCraig96

"Tartan tryst". Argh.

3. This truly weird crime occurred in Carnoustie.

Which is also the best headline of 2017.
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Which is also the best headline of 2017.

4. A heartless Halloween prankster did this:

5. This useless Fife criminal failed at life.

6. As did the guy behind this crap mugging attempt.

"It's not about you." Haha.
Twitter: @GregorJFord

"It's not about you." Haha.

7. These "melts" failed to notice Edinburgh Castle.

8. Someone got creative in a Dundee shop.

9. This Edinburgher embraced nominative determinism.

"Well, I am named after the main character in Trainspotting. Might as well do heroin."
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"Well, I am named after the main character in Trainspotting. Might as well do heroin."

10. And this dad made an epic World Book Day costume.

"Make sure you swear like a docker all day, son."
Twitter: @joeheenan

"Make sure you swear like a docker all day, son."

11. The SNP made a strange design choice.

"Vote SNP or we'll send robot dinosaurs to attack your kids."
Twitter: @josephmdurso

"Vote SNP or we'll send robot dinosaurs to attack your kids."

12. Someone decided to sell this appealing outfit.

100% would wear.
Twitter: @Ross476Ross

100% would wear.

13. And someone else used a unique marketing strategy.

14. This pet lover was spotted in Kilwinning.

Pushing your rabbit in a pram is extra enough, but the number plate is next-level.
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Pushing your rabbit in a pram is extra enough, but the number plate is next-level.

15. So was this sheep-walker in Dundee.

16. And this pigeon-fancier in Glasgow.

Ew.

17. A kebab shop unveiled an incredibly OTT sign.

Aberdeen doesn't push the boundaries very often but check out this fucking kebab shop. CGI donner!!

18. This Borders pub made their feelings clear.

19. An RGU student created abstract art by accident.

20. This concerned citizen reported a horrible crime.

Hanging's too good for whoever did this.
Twitter: @Edinburghpaper / Twitter: @http://Twitter.com/ Goudie15

Hanging's too good for whoever did this.

21. A ballsy crime took place in Glasgow.

"Sarge, we've got some bad news about the police car..."
Twitter: @PenaCartel

"Sarge, we've got some bad news about the police car..."

22. Someone spotted this hot chick on Tinder.

Someone should really get his number and pass it on to the pigeon-kisser.
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Someone should really get his number and pass it on to the pigeon-kisser.

23. A hygiene-conscious coo had a wash.

Awww.

24. A communal shitter opened in Silverburn.

25. Someone spotted this dude in a cupboard.

26. A troubled butcher invented this "sausage baby".

It will haunt your dreams for years to come.
Twitter: @jamieross7

It will haunt your dreams for years to come.

27. And last but by no means least, this shameless woman tried to sell her dead dog online.

£100 for a rug? That's horrifying.
Twitter: @_katiegold_xo

£100 for a rug? That's horrifying.

Scotland, you've outdone yourself.

There's no way 2018 could be any weirder...is there?
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There's no way 2018 could be any weirder...is there?

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