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22 Times Bill Bailey Made You Laugh More Than You Should

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1. When he came out with the most legendary quote of all time.

2. When he predicted the future with 100% accuracy.

3. When he was definitely onto something.

4. When he perfectly summed up the difference between men and women.

5. When he was fabulously weird on Buzzcocks.

6. When he built a truly sacrilegious banjo.

7. When he totally destroyed Isy Suttie on 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

8. And when he had the perfect response to the news that Rachel Riley had a stalkerish crush on him.

9. When he refused to believe that David Tennant wasn't really The Doctor on Q.I.

10. When he summed up the Saw films in a nutshell.

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11. When he solved the issue of Preston storming off Buzzcocks by grabbing a random audience member.

12. When he took the piss out of The Killers, and American music in general.

13. When he decided that teenagers were trying to destroy comedy forever.

"I heard someone vocalise 'LOL'. Someone said 'LOL' as opposed to laughing. I saw two kids in the street, told one a joke and she went 'LOL'. That's just some horrible, post-Orwellian nightmare."
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"I heard someone vocalise 'LOL'. Someone said 'LOL' as opposed to laughing. I saw two kids in the street, told one a joke and she went 'LOL'. That's just some horrible, post-Orwellian nightmare."

14. Then changed his mind and jumped on the bandwagon himself.

15. When he impersonated a klingon perfectly.

16. When he randomly started poking his audience in Melbourne with a giant stick.

17. When, as Manny from Black Books, he gave us serious life goals.

18. When he delivered these immortal lines:

19. When Manny failed to realise he had to visualise a calm ocean.

20. When he made us think...

21. ...time and again.

22. And, of course, when he said what we were all thinking about Stephen Fry.

Bill, you're a deeply peculiar British legend.

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Please carry on being awesome forever.