1. When a man wearing a Teletubby costume was arrested.
This probably happened at Halloween, but it's Glasgow: who can say for sure.
2. When this Glasgow gal was very charitable.
3. When this lass had the right idea.
4. And when this woman helped a fellow clubber.
5. When Mark wrote a review of his police cell.
6. And when these lads turned a police van into a club.
Troops away to the jail no giving a fuck
"Here we, here we, here we fuckin' go...to the jail."
7. When Marlene quit her job in style.
8. And when a trick-or-treater got a savoury surprise.
9. When someone tried to sell this on Facebook.
10. When this bassoon player couldn't wait to light up.
Glasgow
11. When this daredevil went for a dangle at TRNSMT.
On yersel' #trnsmt
HOW DID HE GET UP THERE?
12. When Jack reported a Londoner to the cops.
13. And when Goudie held his own election.
14. When this bar reversed the "legal tender" debate.
15. When Josh revealed this uncanny likeness.
16. When Caitlin booted a pigeon.
17. And when this woman made out with one.
Meanwhile in Glasgow... #pigeonCPR
Argh.
18. When this party took a surprising turn.
19. When Tasha kindly shared this with the world.
Hahahahahahahahaha could not be happier this was caught on camera
20. When this pub decided to shame a pooing patron.
21. When this auld fella was sound AF.
22. And when this legend had the best anti-Trump sign.
UPDATE
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