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The 21 Most Terrible Things Staffordshire Bull Terriers Did In 2016

They're such scary dogs.

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1. They impersonated more innocent creatures.

"I'm not a staffie, honest. I'm a bear cub in a onesie."
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"I'm not a staffie, honest. I'm a bear cub in a onesie."

2. And lured people into a false sense of security.

Watch out, she's clearly about to pounce.
Twitter: @KC6610TINA

Watch out, she's clearly about to pounce.

3. They hogged the bathroom.

Wait, no, they hogged the bathroom menacingly.
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Wait, no, they hogged the bathroom menacingly.

4. And they hogged the sofa, too.

Instagram: @thorblueboy

Not to mention all of the cushions.

5. They couldn't be trusted around children.

Instagram: @hilbots / Via Daisy Mitchell with Savannah

OMG.

6. Not even for a second.

This little girl is clearly in grave danger.
Twitter: @Tait1690

This little girl is clearly in grave danger.

7. They couldn't be trusted around cats, either.

Watch out, kitten!!!1!
Twitter: @RoseBlue373

Watch out, kitten!!!1!

8. They growled at people constantly.

Argh.

9. And bared their teeth.

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CALL THE POLICE.

10. And even the old ones weren't safe to be around.

Instagram: @chopsthestaffy

Chops is clearly a monster.

11. They stole people's belongings.

The nation's shoelaces have never been under graver threat.
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The nation's shoelaces have never been under graver threat.

12. They didn't play well with other dogs.

Instagram: @staffymoments

And intimidated them with jazz hands.

14. ...savaged passers-by...

15. ...and ambushed innocent visitors.

Such a merciless attack :(
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Such a merciless attack :(

16. This puppy probably ate, like, twelve postmen.

Instagram: @arnoldstaffzenegger

Just look into his eyes. There's such a lust for blood.

17. They were terrifyingly unphotogenic.

Urgh.

18. Not to mention unaffectionate.

19. Oh, and they ruined Christmas too.

Instagram: @mista_hank

When will this madness end?

20. But worst of all: they tricked people into adopting them and taking them home.

Take this dog back to the shelter! She's clearly dangerous...mainly because she's driving without a license.
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Take this dog back to the shelter! She's clearly dangerous...mainly because she's driving without a license.

21. Yes, we really need to warn people about these terrible, terrible dogs in 2017.

Instagram: @staffymoments

No blanket, cushion, or sofa is safe until we do.

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