1. They impersonated more innocent creatures.
2. And lured people into a false sense of security.
3. They hogged the bathroom.
4. And they hogged the sofa, too.
5. They couldn't be trusted around children.
6. Not even for a second.
7. They couldn't be trusted around cats, either.
8. They growled at people constantly.
9. And bared their teeth.
10. And even the old ones weren't safe to be around.
11. They stole people's belongings.
12. They didn't play well with other dogs.
13. They harassed their owners...
14. ...savaged passers-by...
15. ...and ambushed innocent visitors.
16. This puppy probably ate, like, twelve postmen.
17. They were terrifyingly unphotogenic.
18. Not to mention unaffectionate.
19. Oh, and they ruined Christmas too.
20. But worst of all: they tricked people into adopting them and taking them home.
