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The Toughest Scottish Game Of Would You Rather

Sex party with The Krankies, or porn with your parents?

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  1. Would you rather:

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    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
    Go to a sex party with The Krankies.
    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
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    Via Thinkstock
    Watch half an hour of porn with your parents.
    Via Thinkstock
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Would you rather:
  1. Go to a sex party with The Krankies.
     
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    Go to a sex party with The Krankies.
  2. Watch half an hour of porn with your parents.
     
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    Watch half an hour of porn with your parents.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Via Flickr: usfwsmtnprairie / Creative Commons
    Be locked in a box full of midges for an hour.
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    Via gretnagreen.com
    Listen to your nan's bagpipe CD on repeat for a week.
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Would you rather:
  1. Be locked in a box full of midges for an hour.
     
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    Be locked in a box full of midges for an hour.
  2. Listen to your nan's bagpipe CD on repeat for a week.
     
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    Listen to your nan's bagpipe CD on repeat for a week.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Via dizzyfrinks.com
    Drink sugar-free Irn-Bru for the rest of your life.
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    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
    Drink half a pint of your own pee just once.
    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
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Would you rather:
  1. Drink sugar-free Irn-Bru for the rest of your life.
     
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    Drink sugar-free Irn-Bru for the rest of your life.
  2. Drink half a pint of your own pee just once.
     
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    Drink half a pint of your own pee just once.
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  1. Would you rather:

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    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
    Spend two hours in Glasgow's notorious Barlinnie Prison.
    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
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    Via Flickr: amarga / Creative Commons
    Spend two hours in Glasgow Primark on a Saturday afternoon.
    Via Flickr: amarga / Creative Commons
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Would you rather:
  1. Spend two hours in Glasgow's notorious Barlinnie Prison.
     
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    Spend two hours in Glasgow's notorious Barlinnie Prison.
  2. Spend two hours in Glasgow Primark on a Saturday afternoon.
     
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    Spend two hours in Glasgow Primark on a Saturday afternoon.
  1. Your mum wants you to watch a DVD with her. Which one do you choose?

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    Via eBay
    An Evening With John Barrowman (featuring songs from stage and screen).
    Via eBay
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    Via eBay
    A four-hour Runrig concert.
    Via eBay
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Your mum wants you to watch a DVD with her. Which one do you choose?
  1. An Evening With John Barrowman (featuring songs from stage and screen).
     
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    An Evening With John Barrowman (featuring songs from stage and screen).
  2. A four-hour Runrig concert.
     
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    A four-hour Runrig concert.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Via pixabay.com
    Be followed around by a crap piper wherever you go forever.
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    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
    Give up booze forever.
    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
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Would you rather:
  1. Be followed around by a crap piper wherever you go forever.
     
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    Be followed around by a crap piper wherever you go forever.
  2. Give up booze forever.
     
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    Give up booze forever.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
    Shout insults at Rangers fans while wearing a Celtic shirt.
    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
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    Via Visit Scotland
    Run through Blair Drummond Safari Park without a car.
    Via Visit Scotland
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Would you rather:
  1. Shout insults at Rangers fans while wearing a Celtic shirt.
     
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    Shout insults at Rangers fans while wearing a Celtic shirt.
  2. Run through Blair Drummond Safari Park without a car.
     
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    Run through Blair Drummond Safari Park without a car.
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  1. Would you rather:

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    Via Thinkstock
    Eat haggis every day for the rest of your life.
    Via Thinkstock
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    Via Thinkstock
    Never eat haggis again.
    Via Thinkstock
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Would you rather:
  1. Eat haggis every day for the rest of your life.
     
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    Eat haggis every day for the rest of your life.
  2. Never eat haggis again.
     
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    Never eat haggis again.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
    Eat nothing but deep-fried Mars bars for a year.
    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
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    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
    Drink nothing but Buckfast for a year.
    Via Wikipedia / Creative Commons
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Would you rather:
  1. Eat nothing but deep-fried Mars bars for a year.
     
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    Eat nothing but deep-fried Mars bars for a year.
  2. Drink nothing but Buckfast for a year.
     
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    Drink nothing but Buckfast for a year.
  1. You can only watch one thing on TV for the rest of your life. What will it be?

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    Via BBC
    River City
    Via BBC
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    Via youtube.com
    Static
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You can only watch one thing on TV for the rest of your life. What will it be?
  1. River City
     
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    River City
  2. Static
     
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    Static
  1. Would you rather:

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    Via Twitter: @missglorypearl
    Perform naked on stage at the Edinburgh Fringe every day for a month.
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    Via Thinkstock
    Do a naked dance for your nan just once.
    Via Thinkstock
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Would you rather:
  1. Perform naked on stage at the Edinburgh Fringe every day for a month.
     
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    Perform naked on stage at the Edinburgh Fringe every day for a month.
  2. Do a naked dance for your nan just once.
     
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    Do a naked dance for your nan just once.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Via Getty
    Have a threesome with The Proclaimers.
    Via Getty
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    Via Getty
    Have a threesome with Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond.
    Via Getty
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Would you rather:
  1. Have a threesome with The Proclaimers.
     
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    Have a threesome with The Proclaimers.
  2. Have a threesome with Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond.
     
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    Have a threesome with Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond.
 
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