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People Are Getting Angry About What Should Actually Be In A Full Scottish Breakfast

Square sausage, or link sausage? Haggis? No haggis? Beans? HELP.

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There's a debate raging in Scotland. And no, it's not about independence: It's far more important. We can't decide what should be in a full Scottish breakfast.

Arguments about what should be included in a full Scottish tend to escalate quite quickly.

Even an innocent photo of a pair of breakfast rolls can turn into a fierce argument.

Mushrooms and beans? That seems like a sensible, uncontroversial suggestion.

OK, maybe not.
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OK, maybe not.

But wait, there's more:

Fried bread? Naw.
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Fried bread? Naw.

Forget Reddit. Maybe Twitter can help?

This is what the full Scottish looks like. Tomorrow will trade my bacon for extra black pudding

Wait, what? It looks like this guy is eating boiled potatoes with his full Scottish, although they might be mushrooms. And are those vine tomatoes? Shame.

This one features hash browns. That can't be right.

Our full Scottish breakfast https://t.co/SMUHGndSrh

And there's a severe lack of haggis as well.

This is the most minimalist one yet.

Historical revisionism and full Scottish breakfast πŸ˜‰

No bacon, no square sausage, no black pudding, no haggis. No nothing.

This one comes with a bit of smoked salmon on the side. WTF?

The @SheratonEDI @OneSq full Scottish breakfast is just... πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ’• #sheratonedinburgh #OneSquare

Also, where's the fucking sausage?

  1. Let's settle this once and for all. What the hell should actually be part of a Scottish breakfast?

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    Black pudding, sausage (square or link), eggs, beans, bacon, haggis, mushrooms, tomato, and a tattie scone.
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    All of the above, minus the mushrooms, tomato and possibly beans because those are salad items.
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    Some of the above, plus white pudding, fruit pudding, or oatcakes.
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    Any variation on that theme, but it should be square sausage only: None of that link sausage shite.
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    Whatever you've got to hand on a Sunday morning to cure your massive hangover.
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    Not a fucking lemon, that's for sure.
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Let's settle this once and for all. What the hell should actually be part of a Scottish breakfast?
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    Black pudding, sausage (square or link), eggs, beans, bacon, haggis, mushrooms, tomato, and a tattie scone.
  2.  
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    All of the above, minus the mushrooms, tomato and possibly beans because those are salad items.
  3.  
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    Some of the above, plus white pudding, fruit pudding, or oatcakes.
  4.  
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    Any variation on that theme, but it should be square sausage only: None of that link sausage shite.
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    Whatever you've got to hand on a Sunday morning to cure your massive hangover.
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    Not a fucking lemon, that's for sure.
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