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There's Scots, and then there's <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/oot-the-nite-aye">Scottish Twitter</a>.

There's Scots, and then there's Scottish Twitter.

Are You A Fluent Scottish Twitter Speaker?

Jordan canny even jog the length of his own [boaby](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boaby). Even if he had a massive boaby that still wouldn't be very far.

Can Jordan jog?

Kendra gives zero fucks what she looks like when she's [MWI](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mwi) at the dancin'.

What is Kendra on about?

Dugs could chew your face off, but all they actually do is ruin the inside of your house, which is [heavy sound](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sound) of them. Thanks, dugs.

What's KH's opinion on dogs?

Lauren is far too hingin' to eat her mum's stew. It'll make her [pull a whitey](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=614375&term=Whitey).

Why is Lauren upset?

Some bastart pinched the half-full bottle of MD 20/20 that Gary stashed at the club, but left him the full one. Some heroes don't wear capes.

What is Gary describing here?

Spud loves the ecto. He disnae even hae a burd!

What's Spud in love with?

Amy, you're giving Lisa a [riddy](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=1515117&term=riddy) and she's heavy embarrassed. Gonnae no dae that.

How does Lisa feel about Amy Poehler?

Aye, she thinks he's gorgeous, and she's got the massive [beamer](http://www.encyclo.co.uk/meaning-of-beamer) to prove it.

How does Kendra feel about the DILF in her work?

Allan's maw thinks that the contents of her Sky+HD box is mair interestin' than Wikileaks.

Why is Allan's maw a daftie?

Johnny's been winchin' yer maw. So bolt, ya rocket.

What are folk going to be asking Johnny tomorrow?

What does Allan think of Diego Costa?

You dinny want tae eat a whole [munchie box](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box) after a night oot, Shiv. Naebdy needs that many pakoras.

And finally, what did Shiv do?

You dinny understand much Scottish Twitter at all, which is a shame as you're pure missing oot. Maybe you should sign up for a course or something?

clueless about Scottish Twitter

You understand quite a lot of Scottish Twitter, which is good as it's a pure deid brilliant part of the internet.

fluent in Scottish Twitter

Ye ken wit folk r oan aboot oan Scottish Twitter, unlike those other dobbers. Gaun yersel'!

Scottish Twitter genius

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