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16 Pictures That Show The Difference Between Lesbian Relationships At Two Months And Two Years

"Do you want to...have sex?" "Don't be ridiculous, Karen, we need gravel chips."

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1. Nights in at two months:

You pretend to watch TV for 20 minutes, then fuck for six hours.
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You pretend to watch TV for 20 minutes, then fuck for six hours.

Nights in at two years:

You fuck for 20 minutes, then watch TV for six hours.
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You fuck for 20 minutes, then watch TV for six hours.

2. Gay pride at two months:

You paint your faces, wear your sauciest, "look at me I'm in a new relationship" outfits, and use it as an excuse to grope each other in public while getting drunk.
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You paint your faces, wear your sauciest, "look at me I'm in a new relationship" outfits, and use it as an excuse to grope each other in public while getting drunk.

Gay pride at two years:

You wear comfortable shoes, hold hands, and dress your dog up as a unicorn.
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You wear comfortable shoes, hold hands, and dress your dog up as a unicorn.

3. Sex at two months:

It's wild, weird, very experimental, constant, and usually involves new, impulse-bought toys that will end up in a dusty drawer for the next several years.
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It's wild, weird, very experimental, constant, and usually involves new, impulse-bought toys that will end up in a dusty drawer for the next several years.

Sex at two years:

It's speedy, skilled, to-the-point, and often doesn't even involve taking your clothes off: "Hey, just do that quick thing that takes, like, five minutes – Masterchef is on at 9."
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It's speedy, skilled, to-the-point, and often doesn't even involve taking your clothes off: "Hey, just do that quick thing that takes, like, five minutes – Masterchef is on at 9."

4. Ninety per cent of arguments at two months:

Are about exes, trust issues, or hormones, because your PMS finally synchronised.
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Are about exes, trust issues, or hormones, because your PMS finally synchronised.

Ninety per cent of arguments at two years:

Are about the fact she won't do the dishes or put away her coat. It goes on a hook, not the fucking kitchen table.
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Are about the fact she won't do the dishes or put away her coat. It goes on a hook, not the fucking kitchen table.

5. Texting at two months:

It's mainly filth, winky faces, innuendo, and making plans for the weekend.
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It's mainly filth, winky faces, innuendo, and making plans for the weekend.

Texting at two years:

It's just about the essentials. Quite literally.
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It's just about the essentials. Quite literally.

6. Sundays at two months:

"Hey, do you want to go outside today?" "Yeah, we really should." *sex sex sex* "Oh shit, it's Monday morning."
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"Hey, do you want to go outside today?" "Yeah, we really should."

*sex sex sex*

"Oh shit, it's Monday morning."

Sundays at two years:

Are mainly spent going for nice, long, healthy, boring walks, or in garden centres: "Do you want to have sex? " "Don't be ridiculous, Karen, we need gravel chips."
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Are mainly spent going for nice, long, healthy, boring walks, or in garden centres: "Do you want to have sex? " "Don't be ridiculous, Karen, we need gravel chips."

7. Introducing your GF to friends at two months:

It's mainly spent draped all over each other, talking entirely about yourselves, snogging, and boring the hell out of your mates.
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It's mainly spent draped all over each other, talking entirely about yourselves, snogging, and boring the hell out of your mates.

Introducing your GF to friends at two years:

They're usually new work friends, which means you'll accidentally end up ignoring her and talking about what a prick Derek from sales is for three hours.
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They're usually new work friends, which means you'll accidentally end up ignoring her and talking about what a prick Derek from sales is for three hours.

8. Love at two months:

You think you might be in love, but you're not too sure. But you say you are and move in together anyway, as is traditional.
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You think you might be in love, but you're not too sure. But you say you are and move in together anyway, as is traditional.

Love at two years:

You know you're in love; you're happy, you're secure, and you don't need weird sex toys or PDAs to prove it. It would be good if she could put her sodding stuff away though.
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You know you're in love; you're happy, you're secure, and you don't need weird sex toys or PDAs to prove it. It would be good if she could put her sodding stuff away though.