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16 Pictures That Show The Difference Between Lesbian Relationships At Two Months And Two Years

"Do you want to...have sex?" "Don't be ridiculous, Karen, we need gravel chips."

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2. Gay pride at two months:

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You paint your faces, wear your sauciest, "look at me I'm in a new relationship" outfits, and use it as an excuse to grope each other in public while getting drunk.

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3. Sex at two months:

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It's wild, weird, very experimental, constant, and usually involves new, impulse-bought toys that will end up in a dusty drawer for the next several years.

Sex at two years:

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It's speedy, skilled, to-the-point, and often doesn't even involve taking your clothes off: "Hey, just do that quick thing that takes, like, five minutes – Masterchef is on at 9."

Ninety per cent of arguments at two years:

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Are about the fact she won't do the dishes or put away her coat. It goes on a hook, not the fucking kitchen table.

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Sundays at two years:

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Are mainly spent going for nice, long, healthy, boring walks, or in garden centres: "Do you want to have sex? " "Don't be ridiculous, Karen, we need gravel chips."

7. Introducing your GF to friends at two months:

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It's mainly spent draped all over each other, talking entirely about yourselves, snogging, and boring the hell out of your mates.

Introducing your GF to friends at two years:

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They're usually new work friends, which means you'll accidentally end up ignoring her and talking about what a prick Derek from sales is for three hours.

Love at two years:

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You know you're in love; you're happy, you're secure, and you don't need weird sex toys or PDAs to prove it. It would be good if she could put her sodding stuff away though.

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