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    16 Of The Very Greatest, Sweariest Scottish Insults Of All Time

    Even Shakespeare couldn't have come up with "lavvy-heided wankstain".

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    Insults inspired by this Wikipedia page, and various extremely sweary tweets actually sent to Donald Trump. You can see more here.