Sunset Yellow FCF and Ponceau 4RViaGirdersViaCaffeineViaAll of the aboveVia Thinkstock
Correct answer: All of the above
Well, by girders they mean: "0.002% ammonium ferric citrate." But girders sounds better.
Correct answer: Poo
"That it won't cause liver damage.""That you'll definitely be able to fuck fast.""Health-giving or medicinal properties."
Correct answer: "Health-giving or medicinal properties."
And it certainly isn't something you just "relax with" either, no matter what this vintage advert says.
Correct answer: Parmo
Although deliciously unhealthy, parmo is definitely a North of England concoction. Well done to them, though.
Craig FergusonAlex SalmondJohn Smeaton
Correct answer: John Smeaton
He helped neutralise the 2007 Glasgow Airport terror attack, then famously said: "This is Glasgow. We'll set about ye." Legend.
Correct answer: 3
Pro tip: If it looks like it has a penis or it's doing a wee jig, it's not Scotland.
dog, hot car.daughter, pub.heart, cryogenic chamber.
Correct answer: "You left your daughter in a pub."
We love Frankie.
The Right Honourable David Mundell WS MPFirst Minister Nicola SturgeonMhairi Black
Correct answer: Mhairi Black
The UK's youngest MP since the 1800s was only 15 when she wrote them though, so that's fair enough.
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1,000 miles10,000 miles4,000 miles
Correct answer: 4,000 miles
That's a lot of miles they'd be willing to walk in order to fall down at your door. Bless 'em.
Correct answer: Macaroni pie
And we're still very fucking angry about it.
Dundee UnitedHeart of MidlothianPartick Thistle
Correct answer: Partick Thistle
He was designed by Glasgow artist David Shrigley, and he's terrifying. Here he is chasing some children.
Correct answer: The one on the right
The one on the left is a Lees Teacake, which contains (urgh) jam. A foul impostor, in other words.
MotherwellLarkhallDon't know, but John Smeaton probably lives there.
Correct answer: Larkhall
They'll set about ye.
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