Sunset Yellow FCF and Ponceau 4RViaGirdersViaCaffeineViaAll of the aboveVia Thinkstock
Correct answer: All of the above
Well, by girders they mean: "0.002% ammonium ferric citrate." But girders sounds better.
Correct answer: Poo
"That it won't cause liver damage.""That you'll definitely be able to fuck fast.""Health-giving or medicinal properties."
Correct answer: "Health-giving or medicinal properties."
And it certainly isn't something you just "relax with" either, no matter what this vintage advert says.
Correct answer: Parmo
Although deliciously unhealthy, parmo is definitely a North of England concoction. Well done to them, though.
Craig FergusonAlex SalmondJohn Smeaton
Correct answer: John Smeaton
He helped neutralise the 2007 Glasgow Airport terror attack, then famously said: "This is Glasgow. We'll set about ye." Legend.
Correct answer: 3
Pro tip: If it looks like it has a penis or it's doing a wee jig, it's not Scotland.
dog, hot car.daughter, pub.heart, cryogenic chamber.
Correct answer: "You left your daughter in a pub."
We love Frankie.
The Right Honourable David Mundell WS MPFirst Minister Nicola SturgeonMhairi Black
Correct answer: Mhairi Black
The UK's youngest MP since the 1800s was only 15 when she wrote them though, so that's fair enough.
Katie HopkinsVia Channel 4Donald TrumpVia en.wikipedia.orgThe Dark Lord VoldemortVia Warner Bros.
1,000 miles10,000 miles4,000 miles
Correct answer: 4,000 miles
That's a lot of miles they'd be willing to walk in order to fall down at your door. Bless 'em.
Correct answer: Macaroni pie
And we're still very fucking angry about it.
Dundee UnitedHeart of MidlothianPartick Thistle
Correct answer: Partick Thistle
He was designed by Glasgow artist David Shrigley, and he's terrifying. Here he is chasing some children.
Correct answer: The one on the right
The one on the left is a Lees Teacake, which contains (urgh) jam. A foul impostor, in other words.
MotherwellLarkhallDon't know, but John Smeaton probably lives there.
Correct answer: Larkhall
They'll set about ye.
The Ultimate Scottish Citizenship Test
Oh boy, you really don't know much about Scotland. Have a teacake or two, listen to The Proclaimers, prevent a terrorist attack, then try again.
You're pretty knowledgeable about Scotland, but sadly you just missed out. Maybe you should do some intensive teacake research and try again?
You're more Scottish than a herd of John Smeatons being chased by Kingsley. If we had actual citizenship tests, you'd definitely pass. Well done!