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If you pass, you get a free education and some whisky.

The Ultimate Scottish Citizenship Test

Well, by girders they mean: "0.002% ammonium ferric citrate." But girders sounds better.

Correct answer: All of the above

What is our most iconic national drink made from?

Correct answer: Poo

Help Tyra out: What does jobby mean?

And it certainly isn't something you just "relax with" either, no matter what this vintage advert says.

Correct answer: "Health-giving or medicinal properties."

Complete the phrase: "The name 'Tonic Wine' does not imply..."

Although deliciously unhealthy, parmo is definitely a North of England concoction. Well done to them, though.

Correct answer: Parmo

Which of these is _not_ a real Scottish drunk food?

He helped neutralise the 2007 Glasgow Airport terror attack, then famously said: "This is Glasgow. We'll set about ye." Legend.

Correct answer: John Smeaton

What is this man called?

Pro tip: If it looks like it has a penis or it's doing a wee jig, it's not Scotland.

Correct answer: 3

Pick the correct outline of mainland Scotland:

Correct answer: "You left your daughter in a pub."

Complete this famous put-down by Frankie Boyle.

The UK's youngest MP since the 1800s was only 15 when she wrote them though, so that's fair enough.

Correct answer: Mhairi Black

Which politician tweeted these comments in 2010?

Correct answer: Donald Trump

Which divisive figure owns the Menie Estate in Aberdeen?

That's a lot of miles they'd be willing to walk in order to fall down at your door. Bless 'em.

Correct answer: 4,000 miles

If you add up all the times The Proclaimers say "500 Miles" in "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)", how many miles do you get?

And we're still very fucking angry about it.

Correct answer: Macaroni pie

Which precious, delicious snack did Greggs ditch in 2015?

He was designed by Glasgow artist David Shrigley, and he's terrifying. Here he is chasing some children.

Correct answer: Partick Thistle

Which Scottish football team has this...thing as a mascot?

The one on the left is a Lees Teacake, which contains (urgh) jam. A foul impostor, in other words.

Correct answer: The one on the right

Which of these is the real Tunnock's Teacake?

Correct answer: Larkhall

And finally, which town put up this welcoming sign in 2015?

Oh boy, you really don't know much about Scotland. Have a teacake or two, listen to The Proclaimers, prevent a terrorist attack, then try again.

You failed!

You're pretty knowledgeable about Scotland, but sadly you just missed out. Maybe you should do some intensive teacake research and try again?

No Scottish passport for you.

You're more Scottish than a herd of John Smeatons being chased by Kingsley. If we had actual citizenship tests, you'd definitely pass. Well done!

You passed with flying colours!

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