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19 Edinburgh Uni Students Who Need To Take A Long, Hard Look At Themselves

Guys, the library is for studying, not watching crap porn and making spunk jokes.

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1. When a clipart fan created this caring sign.

Lets hope it wasn't put up by the university counselling service.
Twitter: @elsralph_

Lets hope it wasn't put up by the university counselling service.

2. When this fresher definitely wasn't hungover.

She is fine!

3. When "Jammers" decided to introduce himself.

TEEHEE.

4. When someone submitted this Thatcher-themed chat-up letter to The Student...

The horror.
Twitter: @Sibyl_Adam

The horror.

5. ...when this atrocity took place...

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6. ...and when this thirsty lass went a bit too far.

Procrastination level: Infinite.
Facebook: SpottedEdinburghUniLibrary

Procrastination level: Infinite.

7. When someone suggested this was a typical Edinburgh Uni student's weekend away.

"Students clear their hangovers with a bracing country walk the next day." No.
Twitter: @a_firgy

"Students clear their hangovers with a bracing country walk the next day." No.

8. When this library desk hog really didn't want anyone to steal his computer.

The soggy tissue is a nice touch.
Facebook: pg

The soggy tissue is a nice touch.

9. When a smartarse did this to a uni keyboard:

Hmmm, maybe clean it instead of pissing around with a biro.
Facebook: SpottedEdinburghUniLibrary

Hmmm, maybe clean it instead of pissing around with a biro.

10. And when someone else left a (really naff, mid-'00s) porn DVD in one of the computers.

It was probably the guy with the laptop covered in spunk.
Facebook: SpottedEdinburghUniLibrary

It was probably the guy with the laptop covered in spunk.

11. When this bad motherfucker wasn't going to let a bit of snow stop him unicycling to KB.

"I must get to my computational linguistics seminar post-haste!"
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"I must get to my computational linguistics seminar post-haste!"

12. When a guy gave a presentation dressed like this:

????

13. When these Marchmont students turned their flat into a homage to The Walking Dead.

"Why did you lose your deposit, Cordelia?" "Er...got a bit of paint on some stuff."
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"Why did you lose your deposit, Cordelia?" "Er...got a bit of paint on some stuff."

14. And when some other bantersauruses did this.

Such japes!!!! LOL!!!!!
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Such japes!!!! LOL!!!!!

15. When someone came out with this zinger in Teviot.

Gap years are such a sacrifice.
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Gap years are such a sacrifice.

16. And when this student "crossed swords" in The Hive.

I just...I...what...there are no words.
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I just...I...what...there are no words.

17. When these flatmates decided to publicly shame their neighbours.

They have those wooden blind things on Edinburgh flats for a reason, guys.
Twitter: @panotes

They have those wooden blind things on Edinburgh flats for a reason, guys.

18. When a brave soul proved that there's no one more daring* than a drunk student.

*stupid.
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*stupid.

19. And, most gloriously of all, when Becca needed a shit.

Have you found the missing toilet roll yet? Has Becca managed to wipe thoroughly? It's been nearly two years! WE NEED TO KNOW.
Twitter: @kazfinnie

Have you found the missing toilet roll yet? Has Becca managed to wipe thoroughly? It's been nearly two years! WE NEED TO KNOW.