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If You Can't Get 75% In This Quiz About Scotland You're Basically An Idiot

Correct answer: A thistle

Type the correct name of this plant:

Square sausage? Check. Tattie scones? Check. Black pudding? Check. The other fried breakfast has link sausage, hash browns, and no black pud: Not acceptable.

Correct answer: The one on the top left.

Can you identify the "true" full Scottish breakfast?

Aye, we sent Proud Edward's army home tae think again.

Correct answer: Scotland

Who won the battle of Bannockburn in 1314?

What do you mean "national animals should be real"? Haters.

Correct answer: Unicorn

Which of these beasties is Scotland's national animal?

Best not to think about what it's made of while you're eating it, really.

Correct answer: Sheep's heart, liver, and lungs.

What are the main ingredients in haggis?

Correct answer: Turnips and potatoes

And what vegetables are usually served with it?

The others are Susan Boyle, Janette "Wee Jimmy Krankie" Tough, and Supergran. And none of them are the First Minister of Scotland.

Correct answer: The one on the top left

Which one of these people is Nicola Sturgeon?

What's better than a caramel wafer? A caramel wafer coated in toasted coconut. Belter.

Correct answer: A Tunnocks Caramel Log

What iconic and delicious Scottish snack food is this?

It's Scotland's third most populous city, after Edinburgh and Glasgow. It's also full of giant mad seagulls.

Correct answer: Aberdeen

Type the name of this city correctly:

"Kingsley" was designed by Glasgow artist David Shrigley, and he's bloody terrifying.

Correct answer: Partick Thistle

Which Scottish football team have this monstrosity as a mascot?

They were actually invented by Fortnum and Mason department store in London. If you're eating one, feel free to spit it out in disgust right now.

Correct answer: False

Scotch eggs were invented in Scotland: True or false?

Correct answer: The 1300s

When was William Wallace executed by the English?

It celebrates the poet's birthday; he definitely wasn't born on February 30th.

Correct answer: January 25th

When is Burns' Night celebrated?

Boaby means penis, fud means vag, and bawbag means testicles. If you chose any of them, you're definitely a numpty.

Correct answer: Numpty

And finally, which one of these words means "idiot"?

You got less than 33%. Mate, do you even know what Scotland is, or do you think it's some kind of fruit or something?

When it comes to Scotland, you're a total idiot.

You got less than 75%. You do know a few things about Scotland, but not enough to lift you out of the "idiot" category. Did you confuse Nicola Sturgeon with Wee Jimmy Krankie? To be fair it's easily done.

Oh dear, you're a bit of an idiot.

You got over 75%! Well done, you know a moderately impressive amount about Scotland. You win a live unicorn, which will be delivered by post within 15 working days.

Congratulations! You're not an idiot.

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