In January 2016, a studio in Clapton was marketed as "the cheapest flat in London."
With only 7 square metres of living space, it's basically just a cupboard. In fact, it's so small that banks aren't willing to offer a mortgage for it, meaning the winning buyer (who ended up paying over £79,000) had to pay for it in full. In cash.
1. This gorgeous forest lodge in Dollar near Stirling.
Bedrooms: Three
Property type: Detached house
• Nestled in the heart of the beautiful Glen Devon in Perthshire.
• It's got double glazing, two bathrooms, a fire, a big garden, and a terrace as well.
2. This stunning house in Beith, North Ayrshire.
Bedrooms: Two
Property type: Terraced house
• Beith is a small, picturesque town just 21 miles west of Glasgow.
• The house has a "good-sized timber storage shed", which would probably sell for £79,000 in Clapham.
3. This palatial two-bedroom property in Kilmarnock.
Bedrooms: Two
Property type: Flat
• Spacious luxury apartment inside a listed Victorian school building.
• It has en-suite bedrooms and a shared garden, so you'll be forced to get to know your neighbours.
4. This turf-roofed log cabin in Blairgowrie, Perthshire.
Bedrooms: Two
Property type: Bungalow
• It has two kitchens for some baffling but luxurious reason.
• Free peacock!
5. This swanky flat in central Glasgow.
Bedrooms: Two
Property type: Flat
• Central location with a view across beautiful Queen's Park.
• The bathroom looks like something you'd find in a fancy spa, or possibly Beyoncé's house.
6. This beautiful country cottage in Girvan.
Bedrooms: Three
Property type: Terraced house
• It's the one with the green paintwork in the photo, and it's actually only £73,000.
• Just look at that lovely kitchen. And the scenery. And that door leading to the garden. Gorgeous.
7. This handsome town house in Ayr.
Bedrooms: Two
Property type: Apartment
• Traditional, spacious flat in a 19th century terrace with double glazing and all the mod cons.
• Ayr is just 15 minutes from Prestwick Airport, so you could probably still commute to London.
8. This stone villa in Dunfermline.
Bedrooms: Three
Property type: Terraced house
• Dunfermline is a pretty and popular commuter town, just 30 mins from Edinburgh.
• The villa is surrounded by open countryside, so you could probably get a pony or something.
9. This snug lochside cottage in Cairnryan.
Bedrooms: Three
Property type: Semi-detached house
• Lovely old cottage on the shore of Loch Ryan dating back to the 1800s, but modernised throughout.
• The teeny-tiny trees outside the front door will make you feel like a giant.
10. This beach house on the Isle of Bute.
Bedrooms: Two
Property type: House
• Amazing location on the shores of beautiful Kilchattan Bay.
• There's a cinema, pool, golf courses, and a pretty marina full of boats nearby.
11. This quaint cottage in Coupar Angus.
Bedrooms: Two
Property type: Terraced cottage
• Lovely historic cottage in the village of Coupar Angus just 30 minutes from Dundee.
• If you ask really nicely, the current owners might give you that rocking horse.
12. And the six bedroom Kelvin House Hotel in Glenluce, Wigtownshire.
Bedrooms: Six
Property type: Detached house.
• The owners want to retire, hence the low (£75,000) asking price.
• You could either run it as a business, or live like royalty lounging around on rose petal covered sheets.