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17 Reasons We're Late

There are two types of people in this world: punctual, organised people who always set off early because (let's face it) they're pessimistic, and happy, positive people who set off with moments to spare because (let's face it) we're idiots. This is why we're late.

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1. We're far too optimistic.

Get from Liverpool to Manchester in the next half hour? No problem...let me just find that jetpack and I'll be right there! No, of course I won't be late.

2. We took on far too much.

Sure, I can help you out with that! And you! Yes, I can do that too. In fact, I'm sure I can manage to fit in all of these things before I have to meet my wife at 5... oh crap, it's midnight.


7. We got super drunk.

Sorry we didn't make it to your wedding until midnight, we decided to pre-load to save money, but we took it too far and ended up peeing ourselves in a Burger King at 3pm.


11. We changed our mind.

I mean, your Here Comes Honey Boo Boo viewing party sounded fun when we accepted the event invite but now....damn, why didn't we put 'maybe'?

Oh, that's right. We were super drunk.


13. We had to cheer up our friend.

Sorry mum, I know it's Christmas Day but...Ladonica left him. Can you believe that? They were so good together. Poor guy.

We're going out to do Jaegerbombs.


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