"I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself." — Tina Belcher
Aka, can you do criminal law in your sleep?
A condensed and hopefully entertaining cover letter.
"'Is there some secret magic behind rubbing the bottom of your shoes?"
Spoiler: majority of us do not bump into Bruno Mars or Manti Te'o at the grocery store.
One time, my thesis punched me in the face. It was not awesome.