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    11 Thoughts A Non-Basketball Fan Has During March Madness

    "'Is there some secret magic behind rubbing the bottom of your shoes?"

    1. There are 68 universities in this country?!

    2. Why don't "Round 1" and "Round 2" get cool names?

    3. Is the women's basketball tournament also called March Madness? Or is it called March Mayhem? Or March Malarky?

    4. Okay, but how are there are so many different types of mascots in this country.

    5. Someone please explain to me the enigma that is coaches who wear fancy clothes, run around, and scream at the top of their lungs have NO VISIBLE SWEAT STAINS.

    6. I'm not a basketball fan but I'm still gonna make a bracket to feel included...

    7. ...and because the possibility of winning this whole bracket thing is exhilarating.

    8. Wait...there's something called the First Four?

    9. Are all the months leading up to March considered "madness" or are those like, chill?

    10. Damn, I guess I'm short.

    11. The funnest part of this is screaming "YAS KWEEN" at the female coaches who can stand/squat/pace in 4 inch heels without ever sitting down.