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    11 Reasons Why Employing Kale (Me) Is A Splendid Idea

    A condensed and hopefully entertaining cover letter.

    1. I am a 2017 graduate of the University of Notre Dame with a B.A. in Psychology and minor in Business Economics. In other words, I (unwillingly) know how to survive a polar vortex.

    2. Now, I'm a second-year law student who is moving to California for her final year because California is the place to be for media and entertainment.

    3. My first taste of media/entertainment was working in Notre Dame's Athletic Media Relations Department.

    4. And I'm getting a little more of a taste in law school.

    5. I am proficient in legal research and legal writing.

    6. I can also produce "out-of-the-box" things that people enjoy.

    7. I am a seasoned teammate, problem-solver, and mediator.

    8. I know how to be detail-oriented while keeping the big-picture goal in mind.

    9. Fun fact: In an attempt to ~network,~ I rewrote part of Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer" and sent it to a stranger on LinkedIn....AND IT WORKED.

    10. My passions include: making people laugh, discovering the best gluten free/vegan cookies*, talking about Native Hawaiian issues, and traveling.

    11. In the end, I'm a millennial from Maui who will work tirelessly to turn her dreams into reality.