20 Weird Chocolate Sculptures

You’re probably not supposed to eat these since they’re like, art, or whatever.

1. Birth of Venus

Ah, the “Birth of Venus” as Botticelli intended: edible.

2. Camera:

“Quick, take a picture before the shutter melts!” - someone actually said that, I bet.

3. Something from a horror film:

A must-have chocolate sculpture at any party where you want to upset all the guests.

4. Chess Board

This is probably the only way I’d play chess, unfortunately.

5. A sensual woman:

So seductive, so chocolatey.

6. A super aged Edward Cullen:

Robert Pattinson has never looked so good.

7. Han Solo stuck in Carbonite:

8. The Pietà:

Somewhere Michelangelo is really hungry.

10. Nikes:

“Just eat it” is their new motto. Ehhh, ehhhh?

11. President Obama:

12. The Leaning Tower of Pisa

13. This pretty cute dress:

I’d wear it. I’d wear it while I sat inside so I could also eat it in front of my t.v.

14. Hyper-realistic high heels:

15. Creepy kid with pigeons:

This child looks like he/she is going through some major inner turmoil.

16. A clown that will haunt your dreams:

I don’t know if I want to eat it or back away slowly.

17. Life-size soccer player Lionel Messi:

18. Arc de Triomphe

Italian chocolatier Mirco Mirco Della Vecchia makes historical landmarks delicious.

20. Your future chocolate boyfriend:

Fashion designer Karl Lagerfield apparently sculpted this after his model boy toy. Sorry, ladies, this chocolate hunk is spoken for.

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