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Yeah, it's funny how you can push cultural appropriation as much as you want, for as many years as you want, but it'll never become a thing and people will still wear whatever the fuck they happen to like

Am not a big make up, I wear only mascara, so I can say one thing. For an everyday look, don't put any on the lower lashes. Just the top. Makes you look younger and prettier, it's not as heavy. Especially for older ladies, like 35 , just leave your lower lashes bare or if you really… Read More

I roller skated down the stairs. On purpose. I was 6.

Please take care of your eyebrows guys.....

The most outrageous? I got hospitalized for extremely high blood alcohol content when I was 13. I thought drinking beer is harmless, only 5% alc. I proceeded to have 10. Like, literally 10 large beers, 5 liters of it. I ended up in the hospital. Turns out, you can get drunk from beer.… Read More

Jesus, I have so many. I literally have to leave all cards at home and only bring a select amount of cash with me because I will spend everything I have after 3 bottles of wine. Some of my friends are no better. Conversation with a friend after a spendy drinking binge: -"What did… Read More

People don't seem to realize how important it is that all the participants are comfortable with their own naked bodies. Sex is going to be so much better if you're okay with walking around naked, being in weird positions, your body making a funny sound and all that. You're not going… Read More

Before I got used to Americans, I had some awkward moments with yall...I would often come off as rude or disinterested because I don't normally engage in small talk. Often I would back out of a conversation because I'd fell hit on, while the American person was actually in no way… Read More

I decided to make lasagna with regular pasta instead of the usual lasagna sheets. It turned out amazing, less greasy, more flavorful. I used fusilli but most pasta will work (I'd avoid penne tho). So everything the same, you make your red sauce with meat (or veg or shroom, whatever… Read More

Long hair and watching someone receive really painful anal. So whichever you want, yknow