I had a dream that John Travolta and I had to fight a giant man-eating cicada. We chased it all through the city (I assume was supposed to by NYC) while it was just eating everyone in sight. We finally got it cornered only to find out that the giant cicada was actually his mother.…Â
My parents took a road trip with my grandparents, my great aunt, and great uncle. They were on the highway in stand still traffic, no exit in sight when my great aunt insisted she had to go to the bathroom and she could not hold it. She had to stand up in the van while my grandma…Â
When I was a kid we were at a restaurant, the waitress asked if we would like any dessert, I asked for poontang pie because I heard The Rock talk about it on the WWE.
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