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16 Reasons Why Tall People Are Better Prepared For The Apocalypse

Our daily struggle is preparation enough for the end of the world. The end is (Bill) Nigh(y).

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3. We're used to cramped spaces because all spaces are cramped spaces.

The Simpsons / 20th Century Fox

If life or death depends on a waiting game: we got this, legroom or no legroom.

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4. We can reach the last can of tinned food on the otherwise entirely wiped-out shelf.

Beauty and the Beast / Disney

All those hours helping old ladies in Sainsburys were leading to you enjoying some tinned peaches with a small boy you've adopted as your apocalypse son.

5. Our looting technique will be fast and practical.

Arrested Development / Fox / Via buzzfeed.com

Since we never found jeans long enough, we never expect to. The apocalypse will be our moment, fashion-wise.

6. Basically, we're just way better at adapting.

Rambo: First Blood / Orion Pictures / Via tinypic.com

When we loot the shop for shoes and they only have size 7s we will MacGyver an alternative because we fucking knew this would happen, it fucking always happens.

8. We can win an argument simply by standing up.

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo / Touchstone Pictures / Via BuzzFeed

We will be appointed leaders of our respective apocalypse tribes because no one will want to fight us.

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10. We're so used to people saying "So, what's the weather like up there?" that we can spot who's gonna be a dick in like five seconds.

Orange Is The New Black / Netflix / Via blogger.com

Your apocalypse team will be the crème de la crème. No filler.

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14. If the apocalypse is a bit floody, our heads will remain above water longer than the rest of the population.

Waterworld / Universal Pictures / Via gifs.alphacoders.com

You'll be Kevin Costner drinking his own piss on a raft in no time.

16. And finally, The Jeff Goldblum Tall Person Apocalypse Survival Theory. It goes like this:

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