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    23 Times 2000s Teen Movie Characters Utterly Decimated Someone In Just A Few Words

    "You're just a virgin who can't drive."

    I'm a sucker for the dialogue in teen movies.

    ESPECIALLY when someone utterly decimates another character in just a few words. Here are some of the most iconic takedowns from teen movies:

    1. When Fiona knocked Sam down a few pegs in A Cinderella Story:

    2. When Viola broke up with Monique for Sebastian and did NOT pull any punches in She's the Man:

    3. When Jenna was very straightforward with her feelings in 13 Going on 30:

    4. When Damien was told to get out of the girls' bathroom and had the best comeback in Mean Girls:

    5. When Torrance caught her boyfriend cheating and paid him back with the same line he told her earlier in the film in Bring It On:

    6. When Sam told Austin how she really felt about his behavior in A Cinderella Story:

    Sam says "Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing"

    7. When Tai doled out this iconic insult in Clueless:

    8. When Mike gave this epic speech about Stan in front of the entire school in 17 Again:

    Mike says Stan isn't a bully because he's a dick: he's either an insecure little girl, a man with caveman-like intelligence, or he has a small wiener

    9. When Regina told Cady how the whole school felt about her in Mean Girls:

    10. When Heather summed up how we all felt about John in John Tucker Must Die:

    11. When Viola took five seconds to utterly decimate Justin's life in She's the Man:

    Justin tells Viola no one breaks up over soccer and asks Viola to be a girl for five seconds, so she counts down from five, says it wasn't just a stupid soccer issue and that he's a jerk, then slaps him

    12. When Shawnee insulted Monica's dress in Love & Basketball:

    13. When Tess coined this iconic phrase and accompanying movement in Camp Rock:

    14. When Chad roasted Sharpay so well, the entire team lost it in High School Musical:

    Chad says Sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors, then they all cheer and laugh

    15. When Whitney had a clever insult in Bring it On:

    16. And a player on the opposing team handed John this...not so clever one in John Tucker Must Die:

    17. When Olive told Nina exactly how she felt about her in Easy A:

    18. When a member of Martha's brainiac clique insulted her dance moves in High School Musical:

    19. When Bianca and Kat insulted each other in a way only sisters can in 10 Things I Hate About You:

    Bianca asks Kat "Where did you come from? Planet loser?" and Kat replies "As opposed to Planet look at me, look at me"

    20. When Jenelope showed the Toros that they weren't even worth her time in Bring It On:

    21. When Kat had the best comeback after Joey insulted her in class in 10 Things I Hate About You:

    22. When Olive showed Rhiannon how little she cared about her opinion in Easy A:

    23. And finally, when Kip uttered this really stupid "comeback" that nevertheless became a classic phrase we still use today in Napoleon Dynamite: