New Girl is one of my favorite shows of all time.
And in a perfect show, there exists one perfect season: Season 2. Here are 50 hilarious moments from Season 2 that make me laugh every time.
1. When Nick went undercover in Jess's class as Julius Pepperwood and got a little too into character:
2. When Jess was stressed about her biological clock, and Schmidt and Winston immediately offered to have children with her:
3. When Nick became an inspiration and immediately regretted it:
4. When Nick got drunk at the zoo and threatened to let the snakes out if Winston said "adjusted schedule" one more time:
5. When Nick hit it off with Tran, a random silent man on a bench, at the park:
6. And when Tran took Nick to the pool to help him with his anger:
7. When Nick got mad that women have "an excuse to act irrationally angry once a month" and Jess reminded him that he's always irrationally angry:
8. When Nick told the crew that his dad had died DIRECTLY after they'd all inhaled helium:
9. When Jess said that they couldn't use "apricot" as a code word because she uses it too much in her normal life, and Nick questioned why:
10. When Winston had a valid question for Nick:
11. When Winston read Nick's zombie book out loud:
12. And when he noticed a typo (or 38) in the book:
13. When Nick stole a neighbor's trench coat and then refused to take it off because it "fit like a damn glove":
14. When Schmidt tried to show Angie how to do a lap dance and Nick wasn't having it:
15. When Nick moonwalked away from Jess:
16. When Nick was impressed by an NFL player:
17. When Schmidt came up with an A+ pun and vagina euphemism:
18. And then Nick had an even better one:
19. When Winston had an interesting response to a question in a flashback about whether or not he was a virgin:
20. When Nick just wanted to share his love for "Cotton Eye Joe":
21. And later, when the beat just possessed him:
22. When Jess asked Schmidt and Nick to help her pretend to be Katie the dancer in front of Sam, and Nick had to demonstrate his dance jumps:
23. When Nick was into Jess's mom and had no excuse:
24. When Nick was confused by makeup:
25. When Winston and Schmidt thought that they were being robbed, but so did the guy who they thought was robbing them:
26. When Nick crawled onto the apartment ledge to get away from kissing Jess, and Schmidt fainted:
27. When Nick was NOT having fun at a haunted house:
28. When Nick got really mad at balloons:
29. When Nick called Jess a gold digger for thinking it was attractive that he was putting effort into something, and Jess came back with this A+ insult:
30. When Jess tried to twist Schmidt's nipples to hurt him, but they...weren't there??:
31. When Nick got stressed about being left alone at a fancy restaurant:
32. When Nick decided to be more like Hemingway:
33. When Nick accidentally wrote a Twilight rip-off:
34. When Nick got mad that such a big deal was being made about Schmidt buying him a cookie:
35. When Nick tried to repay him and his brain short-circuited:
36. When Nick asked Jess out on a date for the first time:
37. When Winston referred to himself as "Prank Sinatra":
38. When Nick tried to steal the notebook of one of Jess's students:
39. When Winston was practicing asking a girl out and was having a little trouble:
40. When Winston's "pogo" made an appearance at breakfast and the roommies freaked:
41. And Schmidt marveled at the capabilities of Winston's pogo:
42. When Schmidt shaved his eyebrows because he thought they were his "pogo":
43. And then made a good point about Winston's pogo:
44. When Nick had to ask a valid question:
45. When Winston and Schmidt wanted to know who Nick was going on a date with, but Nick didn't want to say that it was Jess:
46. When Winston couldn't even enjoy his cake in peace:
47. When Bucky the badger got loose in the vents and Nick freaked out:
48. And Winston got pretty dark:
49. When college Schmidt had some questions about sex while Nick was high:
50. And finally, when Schmidt was unimpressed with Jess and Nick's drumroll:
