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    33 Times Teen Movie Characters Literally Destroyed Someone With Just A Few Words

    "Whatever, major loser!"

    1. When Monique knew her worth in She's the Man:

    Monique says "Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours"
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    2. When Isabella ruined Paolo's entire CAREER in four words:

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    3. When Janis had a very specific insult for Cady in Mean Girls:

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    4. And when she had this amazing retort to some douche who insulted her:

    "Nice wig, Janis, what's it made of?" "Your mom's chest hair!"
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    5. When someone tried to sidle up to Cher in Clueless and she spoke these iconic words:

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    An insult so iconic, we still use it today.

    6. When Tess exposed Mitchie on Camp Rock and dismissed her in five words:

    Tess saying "Mitchie has dishes to do"
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    7. When Heather Chandler asked Veronica this pointed question in Heathers:

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    8. And when she responded to Veronica's suggestion with this great quote:

    "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw; do I look like Mother Teresa?"
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    9. And when Heather Duke asked this question:

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    10. When Jeanie had this to say to a boy in the police station in Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

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    11. When Napoleon showed a little kid on the bus who was boss in Napoleon Dynamite:

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    12. And when this was Napoleon's response to being asked how school was:

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    This was also my response every day of high school.

    13. When Kat had this epic response in 10 Things I Hate About You:

    Kat is asked if she's made anyone cry today, and she says no, but it's only 4:30
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    14. When Bender coined this comeback on The Breakfast Club before Bart Simpson ever said it:

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    15. When Viola broke up with Monique for Sebastian and did NOT pull any punches in She's the Man:

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    16. When Jenna was very straightforward with her feelings in 13 Going On 30:

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    Remind me to use this insult next time I meet someone I don't vibe with.

    17. When Damian was told to get out of the girls' bathroom and had the best comeback in Mean Girls:

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    18. When Torrance caught her boyfriend cheating and paid him back with the same line he told her earlier in the film in Bring It On:

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    YOU TELL HIM, TORRANCE!

    19. When Sam told Austin how she really felt about his behavior in A Cinderella Story:

    Sam says "Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought: useless and disappointing"
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    What a simile.

    20. When Tai doled out this iconic insult in Clueless:

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    Way harsh, Tai!

    21. When Heather summed up how we all felt about John in John Tucker Must Die:

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    22. When Viola took five seconds to utterly decimate Justin's life in She's the Man:

    Justin tells Viola no one breaks up over soccer and asks Viola to be a girl for five seconds, so she counts down from five, says it wasn't just a stupid soccer issue and that he's a jerk, then slaps him
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    Viola managed to attend the carnival as herself, masquerade as her brother, kiss Duke, AND take down Justin. Your fave could never.

    23. When Shawnee insulted Monica's dress in Love & Basketball:

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    Technically, I think they do now?

    24. When Tess coined this iconic phrase and accompanying movement in Camp Rock:

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    The line quoted by 2000s girls everywhere.

    25. When Chad roasted Sharpay so well, the entire team lost it in High School Musical:

    Chad says Sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors, then they all cheer and laugh
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    The fact that they all thought this was an epic burn...

    26. When Whitney had a clever insult in Bring It On:

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    27. And a player on the opposing team handed John this...not-so-clever one in John Tucker Must Die:

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    28. When Olive told Nina exactly how she felt about her in Easy A:

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    Move over, Abominable Snowman.

    29. When a member of Martha's brainiac clique insulted her dance moves in High School Musical:

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    30. When Bianca and Kat insulted each other in a way only sisters can in 10 Things I Hate About You:

    Bianca asks Kat, "Where did you come from? Planet Loser?" and Kat replies, "As Opposed to Planet Look at Me, Look at Me"
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    31. When Jenelope showed the Toros that they weren't even worth her time in Bring It On:

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    32. When Kat had the best comeback after Joey insulted her in class in 10 Things I Hate About You:

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    33. And finally, when Olive showed Rhiannon how little she cared about her opinion in Easy A:

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