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    33 Times Teen Movie Characters Literally Destroyed Someone With Just A Few Words

    "Whatever, major loser!"

    1. When Monique knew her worth in She's the Man:

    Monique says "Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours"

    2. When Isabella ruined Paolo's entire CAREER in four words:

    3. When Janis had a very specific insult for Cady in Mean Girls:

    4. And when she had this amazing retort to some douche who insulted her:

    "Nice wig, Janis, what's it made of?" "Your mom's chest hair!"

    5. When someone tried to sidle up to Cher in Clueless and she spoke these iconic words:

    6. When Tess exposed Mitchie on Camp Rock and dismissed her in five words:

    Tess saying "Mitchie has dishes to do"

    7. When Heather Chandler asked Veronica this pointed question in Heathers:

    8. And when she responded to Veronica's suggestion with this great quote:

    "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw; do I look like Mother Teresa?"

    9. And when Heather Duke asked this question:

    10. When Jeanie had this to say to a boy in the police station in Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

    11. When Napoleon showed a little kid on the bus who was boss in Napoleon Dynamite:

    12. And when this was Napoleon's response to being asked how school was:

    13. When Kat had this epic response in 10 Things I Hate About You:

    Kat is asked if she's made anyone cry today, and she says no, but it's only 4:30

    14. When Bender coined this comeback on The Breakfast Club before Bart Simpson ever said it:

    15. When Viola broke up with Monique for Sebastian and did NOT pull any punches in She's the Man:

    16. When Jenna was very straightforward with her feelings in 13 Going On 30:

    17. When Damian was told to get out of the girls' bathroom and had the best comeback in Mean Girls:

    18. When Torrance caught her boyfriend cheating and paid him back with the same line he told her earlier in the film in Bring It On:

    19. When Sam told Austin how she really felt about his behavior in A Cinderella Story:

    Sam says "Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought: useless and disappointing"

    20. When Tai doled out this iconic insult in Clueless:

    21. When Heather summed up how we all felt about John in John Tucker Must Die:

    22. When Viola took five seconds to utterly decimate Justin's life in She's the Man:

    Justin tells Viola no one breaks up over soccer and asks Viola to be a girl for five seconds, so she counts down from five, says it wasn't just a stupid soccer issue and that he's a jerk, then slaps him

    23. When Shawnee insulted Monica's dress in Love & Basketball:

    24. When Tess coined this iconic phrase and accompanying movement in Camp Rock:

    25. When Chad roasted Sharpay so well, the entire team lost it in High School Musical:

    Chad says Sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors, then they all cheer and laugh

    26. When Whitney had a clever insult in Bring It On:

    27. And a player on the opposing team handed John this...not-so-clever one in John Tucker Must Die:

    28. When Olive told Nina exactly how she felt about her in Easy A:

    29. When a member of Martha's brainiac clique insulted her dance moves in High School Musical:

    30. When Bianca and Kat insulted each other in a way only sisters can in 10 Things I Hate About You:

    Bianca asks Kat, "Where did you come from? Planet Loser?" and Kat replies, "As Opposed to Planet Look at Me, Look at Me"

    31. When Jenelope showed the Toros that they weren't even worth her time in Bring It On:

    32. When Kat had the best comeback after Joey insulted her in class in 10 Things I Hate About You:

    33. And finally, when Olive showed Rhiannon how little she cared about her opinion in Easy A: