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Who Should Your Nemesis Be?

Life's more interesting with a mortal enemy.

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    Spending quality time with family.
    Relaxing at home in total privacy.
    Going on a road trip with your best friend.
    Taking a cruise to a tropical island.
    Visiting the town where you grew up.
    Hurtling through space in an ARC-170 starfighter on a suicide mission to save the human race.
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    You have an excellent memory.
    You're musical.
    You're great with computers and technology. Also at spying.
    You're hilaaaaaaaarious.
    You're good with children.
    You can fly, turn invisible, and fire lasers from your eyes.
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    Behind the playground at your old school.
    Next to the barbeque at a family reunion.
    By the bit of fence that your neighbour knocked through and never even offered to help repair.
    Exactly where you are sitting at this very moment.
    On a red carpet.
    At the precipice of a black hole at the centre of the Visiglath Galaxy.
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  6. You come from a very large family.
    You had a very unhappy childhood.
    You grew up in the countryside.
    You grew up in a city.
    You grew up in suburbia.
    YOU HAIL FROM THE PLANET BLARGNORD IN THE CENTAGOR GALAXY, AND YOU SHALL NOT RETURN THERE UNTIL YOU HAVE HARVESTED THE SOULS OF THE ROBOHERETICS OF VALKINOX 4.
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    Babies crying on planes.
    Commitment.
    When people refer to actors as "a national treasure".
    People who don't mow their front lawns, making the whole neighbourhood look a bit shabby and probably lowering property values.
    Bullies.
    Roboheretics from Valkinox 4.
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Who Should Your Nemesis Be?

You got: The kid who bullied you when you were 12

Yeah, you know the one. The kid who said your new shoes were stupid. The kid whose sneer you will never forget. Seek revenge from your nemesis by giving your Facebook a bit of a makeover, so that you seem slightly more successful and happy than they are.

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You got: Your best friend.

Screw friendship — it's time to be bitter, bitter enemies. You should probably let your best friend know that you are now nemeses, so that they aren't confused when you turn up at their house in a gladiator costume, screaming "I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT!"

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You got: Your next-door neighbour

Sure, you may give each other a friendly wave from time to time, but deep down you know your neighbour is an absolute cockwomble. There's only one thing to do: Vanquish your neighbour in a final showdown, by having a slightly more impressive potted plant outside your front door.

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You got: Your sibling.

That's right, your own brother or sister. As children, you competed for your parents' love and attention, for time in the bathroom, for second helpings of dinner, and for that one toy which you loved so, so much, which (s)he completely destroyed. And then didn't even get in trouble for it. And then gave you that little smile which said "I won". And then you cried and (s)he told you to "just get over it". And that was the day your childhood died. The bitterness runs deep.

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You got: Bill Murray

Admit it: You HATE Bill Murray. Or if you didn't before, you do now, because he's officially your arch nemesis. Bill's always outdoing you, making more money than you, and being more beloved across the entire world than you are. Always so whimiscal and charming, always randomly hanging out with fans because he's a really down-to-earth, great guy. What a dick. You hate that guy.

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You got: WARTHGLARD, DARK LORD OF THE VISIGLATH GALAXY

YOUR NEMESIS SHOULD BE WARTHGLARD, DARK LORD OF THE VISIGLATH GALAXY, DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND ANGEL OF DEATH. WARTHGLARD SHALL NOT REST UNTIL HE HAS VANQUISHED THE EARTH AND TAKEN MANKIND AS SLAVES TO HARVEST THE SOULS OF HIS ENEMIES IN SEARCH OF AN INFINITE SOURCE OF DARK ENERGY. ONLY ONE PERSON CAN STOP HIM: YOU. So good luck with that.

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