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How Will Your Pet Vote In The General Election?

You may not know yet how you'll vote, but your beloved Fluffykins certainly does.

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    My pet literally shits on newspapers.
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    My pet likes to rip up newspapers and eat them.
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    My pet enjoys sitting on newspapers.
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    My pet fetches the newspaper for me every day like we live in a cartoon.
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    My pet can stare at the news on TV for three hours straight.
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    My pet reads the Sunday Times from cover to cover.
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    Buries it somewhere discreet in the garden.
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    Leaves it for someone else to pick up.
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    Buries it in a litter tray, as tradition dictates.
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    Hides it somewhere in the house in a dirty protest.
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    Leaves it somewhere, returns to it later, forgets that it's his own shit, and eats it.
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    Does it in the neighbour's garden, haha.
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    You suspect your pet has a secret second family, but you have yet to prove it.
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    Your pet's string of sex scandals are the least of its worries – your pet has a serious image problem.
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    Your pet has a special toy and has been caught making love to that toy on multiple occasions.
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    Your pet sends nude photos to people it has met on the internet.
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    Your pet is a randy bastard and will hump anything that moves.
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    Your pet has been neutered.
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    No, my pet is a cold-blooded murderer.
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    My pet hates me, and everyone else it has ever met.
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    My pet loves me, but hates everyone else.
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    My pet is stand-offish but will give me a cuddle from time to time.
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    My pet cuddles me every goddamn day.
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    My pet thinks that it would be dangerous for the UK to scrap Trident – it would leave us vulnerable to attack by our enemies.
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    My pet thinks we should scrap it and lead the world into a nuclear-free age.
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    My pet thinks we should replace Trident with a cheaper system.
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    My pet thinks those in power should take yer Trident and get tae fuck!
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    My pet thinks we should probably scrap Trident, but also increase defence spending.
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    My pet thinks we should slowly wind down the Trident programme, procuring fewer submarines and ending 24-hour patrols, which your pet believes are a remnant of a Cold War-era threat no longer relevant to the UK's security needs.
 
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