Are you one of those people who gets a little like this sometimes?
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via tumblr.com
Or even a bit like this?
Then it's time to find out exactly how delicate you are in matters of the stomach.
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Tick the boxes of all the things that make you queasy.
3D films.Action films with lots of camera movement.Sitting in the front row at the cinema.Watching a film in a cinema, from a reasonable distance, which isn’t even 3D or have many fast movements.Spinning on an office chair.Carnival rides that go upside down.Gentle carnival rides, like a carousel or a merry-go-round.Watching other people on a carousel or merry-go-round.Smelling milk that’s gone sour.Smelling rubbish.Seeing rubbish.A cat jumping on your stomach.Standing up too quickly.Cigarette smoke.Cigar smoke.Smoke from fires.Loud music.Techno music.Justin Bieber.Bright lights.Running quickly.Running at any rate.Rigorous exercise.Gentle exercise.Thinking about exercise.Drinking alcohol too fast.Drinking water too fast.Beer.Fizzy drinks.Super sweet drinks.Particularly rich cakes.Chugging.Doing shots.Waking up in the morning after a night of drinking.Waking up the second morning after a night of drinking.Waking up early in general.Tight waistbands.Junk food.Unfamiliar food.Posh food.Seafood.Mayonnaise.Warm cheese.Meat.Having to chew something for longer than expected.Entering a toilet which someone has just used to its fullest potential.Smelling dog poo.Catching the sight of dog poo out the corner of your eye.Cat pee.Other people's engagement photos on social media.Other people's weddings.Calls from unknown numbers.Public speaking.Voicemails.Swimming.Rooms that are too warm.The sight of a sink full of dirty plates and murky water.Cleaning hair from a drain.Finally peering into an old mug that’s been sitting by the side of your bed for a while and discovering that it's filled with mould.Then having to clean that mug.Brushing your teeth.Going to the dentist.Certain political ideologies.The smell of gas.The smell of cleaning chemicals.The smell of nail varnish.The smell of nail varnish remover.Laughing.Sleeping in a bed with someone who tosses and turns quite a bit.CERTAIN SEX ACTS.Riding in the back of a car on a windy road.Riding in the front of a car on a windy road.Driving a car on a windy road.Riding or driving in a car on a perfectly straight road.Boats.Trains.Bicycles.Buses.Planes taking off.Planes landing.Planes experiencing turbulence.Planes that are just flying along smoothly without a trouble in the world.Enthusiastic dancing.Flirting.Seeing someone vomit.Hearing someone vomit.Remembering that one time when you saw or heard someone vomit.The word "vomit".This checklist.
