A nice piece of freshly-buttered toast.A slightly older, soggier piece of buttered toast.Toast with lovely marmalade.Toast with lovely marmalade but also you think you just saw a mouse run across it.An orange that's easy to peel.An orange that you suspect would be quite difficult to peel.Olives.Hummus.Another piece of toast.A hot burrito.A cold burrito.A whole pile of burritos.Salad.Steak.Chicken.Fish.Goldfish.Lamb.An incredible sandwich.A depressing sandwich.Just bread.Your fave curry.Your least fave curry.All of the potatoes.A gourmet burger.A sad burger.The rest of the potatoes.Tofu.Quinoa.Roast vegetables.Tomato soup.Lentil soup.Bowl of mush.Pizza.More pizza.More pizza.Hot pizza.Cold pizza.Medium pizza.A bowl of peas.A lasagne that's been dropped on the floor and may have a bit of glass in it somewhere.Leftovers from a stranger in a cafe.A cup of broth.An entire wedding cake.A bathtub full of baked beans.A jar of Nutella.A jar of Marmite.An actual horse.
How Hungry Are You Right Now?
You're not at all hungry! You lucky thing. Check back in a few hours to see if you're hungry yet.
You're a bit hungry, but you're also too lazy to do anything about it. If someone put food in front of you, you'd probably eat it, sure. But you're not about to go peel a difficult orange or anything.
It's official: You're hungry right now. Get something to eat quickly, before you make food decisions that you will later regret!
YOU ARE EXTREMELY FUCKING HUNGRY. Go eat all of the pizza immediately, before you eat some lasagne that may have glass in it.