Buzz·Posted on 18 Nov 201532 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Being A Woman"If you're not a woman who's laughing while doing yoga, your life is empty & meaningless."by by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed Staff, by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Paige @PeachCoffin Another day, another 77 cents 12:50 PM - 07 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Lily Karlin @lilykarlin Ladies, never show panty lines!!!!!! It breaks the illusion that your pants are actually your skin!!!!! 02:35 PM - 26 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. audrey farnsworth @audipenny I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage 06:20 AM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Megan Amram @meganamram Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful. 08:02 PM - 17 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. jor @maliagif boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s 04:32 AM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kelgore Schureman @KelgoreTrout a girl never forgets her first time 06:42 AM - 25 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. mary houlihan @maryhoulie sometimes i forget that men have the right of way on the sidewalk and i feel so silly !! 11:22 PM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. 05:39 AM - 18 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd Women's deodorant scents: rose, cotton, spring, meadow Men's: WINTER ICE, SHARKNADO, GLACIER PUNCH, ANTIFREEZE, GUN 10:15 PM - 01 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. audrey farnsworth @audipenny We asked 500 men what they look for in a woman and then set them adrift on a raft screaming, because just kidding who cares 06:32 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Recipe for liberation as a woman: eat five man buns with heads still attached, claim new power 10:48 PM - 07 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Louis Virtel @louisvirtel Hillary Clinton's resting face is "I just sat through 50 years of mansplaining." 02:04 AM - 15 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Gwen @msgwenl Don't hate the player, hate the social construct of performative masculinity, which encourages weak men to conform to a sexist narrative th 06:05 PM - 11 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Rachel Wenitsky @RachelWenitsky We should probably stop applauding men for marrying accomplished women as if they adopted a blind one-legged rescue dog 04:31 PM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Kashana @kashanacauley If you're not a woman who's laughing while doing yoga, your life is empty & meaningless. 05:56 PM - 29 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby A cat-caller just said he wants to get "all up in my business" which is great because my taxes are complicated and I could use the help. 07:42 PM - 21 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Nicole Cliffe @Nicole_Cliffe The chick at this Starbucks who eyeballed the line for the women's bathroom and then grandly swept into the men's room is a true hero. 05:18 PM - 21 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. maura quint @behindyourback 20 Things That Women Should Stop Wearing After The Age of 30 1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgments 03:55 PM - 03 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Run down the grocery aisle throwing things into your cart chanting "a woman's right to choose!" 11:06 PM - 09 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt The moral of Beauty and the Beast is that looks don't matter, as long as you're a man. 08:20 PM - 27 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Siobhan Thompson @vornietom BRB, teaching a flock of parrots to say "what if that character was a woman?" And then releasing them in Hollywood 05:20 PM - 10 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. brönwyn @queenbronwyn baby: d-dd-d parents: dada?!?! baby: DESTROY THE FUCKIN PATRIARCHY *guitar solo* 01:15 AM - 31 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Sandra Newman @sannewman thank god i found someone who loves me for who I am, who doesn't mind my tetanus or my glibness or my octopus form in which I eat children 06:30 PM - 09 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Ailbhe Malone @ailbhetross Coming back to work after getting your eyebrows threaded at lunch like 11:23 AM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. armchair books @armchairbooks To the small girl who came to the desk with a fistful of correct change clutching Adventure Stories for Boys: YOU CRUSH THAT PATRIARCHY GIRL 12:13 PM - 12 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. molly @MollySneed [first date] I just love that you are a normal, cool girl. *subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair* -Yeah, totally. 03:30 PM - 17 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Danielle Henderson @knottyyarn I invented a drink called the Grown Ass Woman: 3 fingers o'whiskey 2 ice cubes 1/2 pajammy jams (tops or bottoms) 1 night of canceled plans 10:31 PM - 13 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. dr. dalia ☥ @DALIAMALEK Don't understand how women are given shit for doing sex work when there are men out there openly working as members of U2 10:37 PM - 31 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Mallory Ortberg @mallelis every single party where women listen interestedly to men is an extended piece of performance art, and men have NO IDEA 05:53 PM - 21 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end? 04:43 PM - 15 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Siobhan Thompson @vornietom The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you're sick when you're not wearing makeup is a circle. 08:32 PM - 20 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. gina @aIexdrakes when it's been 20 years and you're still fed up of listening to men 10:52 PM - 11 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite