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    29 Solid Jokes About Michael Gove

    After Michael Gove's interview with Donald Trump this week, it's time to take a fond look back at Gove jokes old and new.

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    Gove/Trump interview in full: 'He is GOLDEN alpha STALLION of magnificent proportions. How my little KNEES trembled in his swaggering wake."

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    Gove's interview with Trump may be an awful piece of journalism, but it's a genre-defining piece of erotic submissive fiction

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    and now nobody can ever have sex again

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    One anagram for friends "Donald Trump and Michael Gove" is "Hmm, A Advanced Polluted Groin."

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    Name a more iconic duo... I'll wait (HT everyone)

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    michael gove looks like the rest of the world had 2 draw a mean caricature of what they think a british person looks like

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    Take back control. No you take it back. No you fucking take it. You touched it last.

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    Michael Gove looks like a baby who lives in perpetual fear that people are about to realise he's a baby

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    Michael Gove looks like he's doing an impersonation of Harry Enfield doing an impersonation of Michael Gove

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    Michael Gove looks like the sort of man who keeps hold of all the sudokus he's completed, even cutting them out of Daily Express.

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    My favourite Michael Gove anagram is 'Irksome Bellend'. Sorry, not anagram, I meant synonym.

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    Michael gove looks like he played in the brass band at his school orchestra and if you made fun of him his dad would send people to you

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    Michael Gove always looks like he's on the verge of turning back into a toy.

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    #Gove has just 2 obstacles to overcome if he is to become PM. Everything he's ever said and everything he's ever done.

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    Gove's belief that he's right man to lead the country is at least consistent with his idea that experts shouldn't run things.

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    Sarah: What are you doing, Michael?" Gove: "I'm practising my 'Actually, I'm the real victim in all this' look"

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    Michael Gove must be so relieved, given how 'reluctant' he was to be prime minister, that he now has no real power at all.

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    Michael Gove looks like a fish that's been turned into a human by a Disney witch.

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    I still think Michael Gove looks like when you pull cling film tight over your thumb and your thumb is all shiny.

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    Michael Gove looks like the type of kid at school who asked the teacher if there was any homework #bbcqt

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    I can't stop watching this vine of Michael Gove clapping four different ways in six seconds

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    I once thought I'd spotted Michael Gove in a cafe until I realised it was just a ham & cheese omelette.

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    Michael Gove looks like a thing Andy Serkis has motion-captured

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    Michael Gove looks like he's been stung by 84 wasps

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    Please can we stop making fun of Michael Gove's appearance? What really matters is how ugly you are on the inside.

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    here is a very good vine of michael gove falling over

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    Michael Gove. You either loathe him or you hate him.