26 Jeztastic Gifts For The Jeremy Corbyn Fan In Your Life

Everything you need to make your Corbynite happy this Christmas.

1. A Jeremy Corbyn garden gnome.

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Spruce up your front garden for £23.

2. A "Festive Greetings Comrade" Christmas card.

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At £2 each these cards are a steal – although of course, all property is theft.

3. A crocheted Jeremy Corbyn doll.

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Yours for only £40. (But, please note: Due to high demand and the fact that each one is handmade, you won't receive your Jezza doll till January.)

4. A charming brooch sure to match your favourite outfit.

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Tell everyone "Things can and WILL change" for only £8.

5. A classy tote bag to carry all your most organic shopping.

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Get "a different kind of politics" for just £10.

6. Or if you have lots of Corbyn-loving friends, this five-pack of cards.

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"Wishing you Jeremy Christmas" for £9 a pack.

7. Hand-printed sexy Corbyn underpants.

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100% cotton, and only £15 a pair.

8. An A6 print of the man himself.

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£3.50 each, with profits donated to the Refugee Action charity.

9. A vintage cardigan in grey or beige-y-brown.

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Get the geography teacher look for £15 and £21, respectively.

10. A Corbyn graffiti stencil.

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Please only tag your own home, for £35.

11. An angry-looking custom Corbyn Lego figure.

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Hours of family fun for just £12.

12. Or this cheaper, but less accurate, Lego Corbyn figurine.

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Priced at £1.01, for some reason.

13. A badly drawn Jeremy Corbyn portrait.

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Buy three at £6.81, and get the fourth one free!

14. This 297mm x 420mm print of Jeremy Corbyn as the King of Hearts.

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Just £55.00, unframed.

15. This clay sculpture.

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Marked down from £75 to £50.

16. A fuzzy felt Corbyn card.

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Get the fuzzy feeling for £5.

17. This flattering T-shirt.

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Get the look for £12.50.

18. The "Jeremy Corbyn embroidered hemstitch linen guest towel with Swiss Dot".

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Impress your guests for £12.50.

19. These temporary tattoos.

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Put them somewhere naughty for your lover to find, for just £2.75 a pack.

20. This badge.

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Just £1.

21. An "I love Jeremy" pillow case.

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Get it for £8.99.

22. An inspiring Jeremy mug.

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Spice up your coffee routine for £7.99.

23. The Corbyn Colouring Book.

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Hours of fun and relaxation for £6.99.

24. This mask.

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Hours of fun and relaxation for £2.90.

25. A cuddly Corbyn teddy bear.

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Start 'em young for £9.99.

26. And last but not least, a Corbyn-style black corduroy cap.

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Capture the Corbyn style for £16.95.