1. This dog is just so over Crufts, because she knows she's got it wrapped up.
2. This dog has more swagger than any other dog in the country, let alone the show.
3. This dog just wants to win this damn show and go home already.
4. This dog fully understands that these two other bitches are going down.
5. This dog doesn't need to see to know that she's already won Crufts.
6. This dog is all "with a coat like this how can I not win?"
7. This dog is totally used to humans bowing before his perfect, glossy self.
8. This dog is just chilling, completely ready for her effortless victory.
9. This dog thinks it's cute that her owner doubts she's gonna win best in show.
10. This dog is just pleased to be a dog tbh.
11. This dog honestly doesn't mind the paparazzi.
12. This dog is like, "u mad?"
13. This dog needs to save its energy for its time on the floor.
14. This dog is like, "lol, as if any of these fools are gonna win."
15. This dog looks down on all the other dogs and humans, because it is above everything.
16. This dog is glamorous as fuck, and knows it.
17. This dog is doubting the accessorizing ability of this human.
18. This dog is just getting some beauty rest before destroying all these other dogs.
19. This dog is sad for all the other dogs, as they will lose Crufts.
20. This dog is wagging his tail because he can't wait to crush his competition.
21. This dog is not even sure why all these other dogs bothered showing up.
22. This dog is just happy to have a large cookie, and has totally forgotten about this Crufts business.
23. This dog can't help it if she's a star.
24. This dog wants you to draw her like one of your French girls.
25. These dogs know that beauty comes in all sizes.
26. This dog doesn't need any man to tell her she's perfect.
27. This dog is pretending to be embarassed by all the attention.
28. This dog knows that money can't buy you class.
29. This dog knows that elegance is learned.

