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Is it gonna be more like today or tomorrow?

When Will You Get Fired?

Ohhh dear. You are being fired today! Gather your things, steal one last fistful of pens, and take advantage of the moment to tell Dan from marketing that you hate the sound of his voice. You've got nothing to lose!

Today

You are going to be fired first thing Monday morning on the 18th of July. Your boss will then stand over you as you slowly gather your things into a sad cardboard box. Luckily the weather will be beautiful that day so you can go sit with your sad box in the park and have a nice, sunny park cry!

Monday the 18th of July

On a beautiful autumn day in September, you will be fired without ceremony. But at least the leaves will be crunchy under your feet during your long walk home to tell your loved ones. Yes, you definitely shouldn't have said that thing to Margaret in accounts.

September

Oh no, your firing is coming up VERY soon! Better polish off the old CV while there's still time! Maybe Greg who works in the bank – you know, bank Greg from school? – maybe he has a job for you...better give him a call.

Thursday the 9th of June

Yes, your manager hates you so much that they will make a point to call you on the night of your birthday, while you are out celebrating with friends. But that's what you get for that thing you did at the office party!

Your birthday

Congratulations! You aren't going to be fired! Nope, instead you will just slowly lose all motivation until one day when you hand in your resignation letter, punch your work computer, injure your wrist, and spend two weeks caravanning in Wales before you work out what to do next.

When Will You Get Fired?

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