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Can We Guess What You REALLY Want For Christmas?

Face it, your relationship with your loved ones could be better. All you want for Christmas is some greater intimacy with the most important people in your life. Also, you'd like some nice woolly socks. Come on, Santa!

A better relationship with your loved ones

All you want for Christmas is a brand-new set of funnier, better-looking, and more interesting friends. No offence to your old friends; you're just ready for some new ones, you know? Hope you get what you want!

New, better friends

One puppy wouldn't be enough. Nor would two, or three, or four, or five. No, all you want for Christmas is _six_ puppies – six puppies _at least._

At \*least\* six puppies

All you want for Christmas – all you've ever wanted for Christmas – is a moment of peace and quiet for once in your damn life. Hopefully you will wake up on Christmas morning and look around to find yourself completely alone. "Silence, at last," you will say to yourself, before pouring yourself a nice glass of morning wine.

A moment of peace and quiet for once in your life

You won't be happy unless you get the diamonds you need and deserve. If you don't get diamonds this Christmas, you will be so very, bitterly disappointed. Come on, Santa. Gimme some diiiaaaammooonndddsss.

Diamonds

You understand that the true meaning of Christmas is to take a bath in cold, hard cash. Hopefully your family and friends understand that too – otherwise you'll be very, very disappointed.

A bathtub full of money

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Can We Guess What You REALLY Want For Christmas?

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