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31 Things That Didn't Look At All Like Penises In 2015

It was a great year for things that weren't penises. H/T r/mildlypenis.

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7. These festive lights depict candles. Just candles.

fucking. the Christmas lights in Fuquay-Varina North Carolina look like a bunch of penises down the road

8. This Welsh cloud is no more than a Welsh cloud.

@DerekTheWeather strange killer cloud over Porthcawl! ? Steel works? Fire ?? Doomsday...

9. Same with this one.

love this weather :) even the clouds are beautiful

15. This is not an enormous penis emerging from a cup, featuring the Chuckle Brothers.

27. This romantic candle could get anyone in the mood.

Happy birthday @patrickjb32 ! Heres a candle that looks like a penis