Buzz·Posted on Dec 16, 201531 Things That Didn't Look At All Like Penises In 2015It was a great year for things that weren't penises. H/T r/mildlypenis.by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Nothing to see here. imgur.com It's just not a penis. 2. Just some innocent snowmen. imgur.com Snowmen wishing you a happy, innocent Christmas. 3. Just a rock, guys. imgur.com Juuuust a rock. 4. Just some bacon. imgur.com 5. Move it right along. Nothing to see here whatsoever. imgur.com 6. This is just a river in Finland and there's absolutely nothing funny about it. imgur.com 7. These festive lights depict candles. Just candles. xander @fvckiniero fucking. the Christmas lights in Fuquay-Varina North Carolina look like a bunch of penises down the road 11:34 PM - 26 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. This Welsh cloud is no more than a Welsh cloud. Darrin Powell @R2DAZ2 @DerekTheWeather strange killer cloud over Porthcawl! ? Steel works? Fire ?? Doomsday... 09:55 AM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Same with this one. miguel @horchatahoe love this weather :) even the clouds are beautiful 05:42 PM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. And this delicious-looking turkey cake. imgur.com 11. This is just a beeaauutiful ring holder. imgur.com 12. This furry cactus is absolutely not a penis. imgur.com 13. Nor is this friendly little guy. imgur.com 14. Or this one. imgur.com 15. This is not an enormous penis emerging from a cup, featuring the Chuckle Brothers. Solita Restaurants @SolitaNQ To me to you. 08:38 PM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. This deliiiicious coffee is perfectly normal. imgur.com 17. Nope, not a penis. imgur.com 18. That last molecule? Not a penis. imgur.com Not even a little bit. 19. This lovely swimming pool? 100% penis free. imgur.com 20. No reason to stare at this perfectly average tree. imgur.com 21. There's nothing penis-related about the instructions in this deodorant. imgur.com That would be ridiculous. 22. This wriggly, squirmy, squelchy thing is just a caterpillar. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF imgur.com 23. Just a lovely, healthy wee carrot. imgur.com 24. This cookie cutter is perfect for making rainbow cookies, not dick cookies. imgur.com 25. This is just a frilly sock. imgur.com 26. And this is a baby panda coming into the world. Becky Malinsky / AP Welcome to the world, baby panda. 27. This romantic candle could get anyone in the mood. Jon Ellen @jonxellen Happy birthday @patrickjb32 ! Heres a candle that looks like a penis 02:53 PM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. And this delicious ice cream has nothing to do with penises. imgur.com Nothing at all. 29. This is an unborn child. How dare you? imgur.com 30. These are children's coat racks. x3.cdn03.imgwykop.pl That's it. 31. And whatever it was that tried to get away, we can be 100% sure it wasn't a penis. imgur.com 100%. Need more buzz like this in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter!