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    18 Reasons Why "Riverdale" Is The Most Ridiculous Show In History

    Two words: THE BEAR.

    You might be a fan of Riverdale, but let's face it —the show is ridiculous. So now that it's back for its fourth season, we decided to break down the most ludicrous moments from the series so far.

    1. Archie was so in love with his teacher that he sold his guitar to buy her a new cello bow.

    2. Speaking of which, the storyline used to focus on Archie trying to juggle his sport and musical passions...

    ...but he seems to have dropped both to take on a life of violent crime.

    3. And Jughead went from hating his family's gangster roots to becoming the LEADER of the Southside Serpents.

    4. Veronica took over from Josie in JOSIE and the Pussycats.

    5. Archie confessed to a murder that he had absolutely nothing to do with.

    6. Cheryl's mum ran a brothel.

    7. So many characters have completely ridiculous names.

    8. That epsiode where the gang had some kind of swinging party in a cabin.

    9. The many, many musical episodes.

    10. The fact that Cheryl is a pro archer.

    11. Betty did a striptease in front of her boyfriend, a huge crowd, and her mum.

    12. The whole Dark Betty thing.

    13. Everyone seems to be so relaxed about the constant murders that go down in Riverdale.

    14. Also, almost everyone in the town seems scarily prepared to kill.

    15. Veronica has her own speakeasy.

    16. Why is Hiram so involved with kids?!

    17. '00s sweetheart Chad Michael Murray is the leader of a cult AND secretly harvests organs.

    18. And finally, THE BEAR!!!

    Did we miss any other ridiculous moments? Tell us in the comments!