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    Updated on 18 Jun 2020. Posted on 18 Jun 2020

    Here Are 17 Intensely Powerful Sex Toys That Will Stay Quiet, Even If You Can't

    An orgasm for every cent spent and more.

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    Have you ever been awake in the dead of night, staring at the ceiling and wishing you had a ~special~ way to get back to sleep?

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    We've all been there, don't @ me.

    Listen, self-love is an important act to partake in, but sometimes your pre-owned assets are tired and you want someone (or something) else to do the work.

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    Exit that dating app, you naughty minx, I have something (or things) much more exciting for you to indulge in.

    As fierce advocates for self-love, we've decided to introduce you all to some prospects that will allow you to explore all your desires (and get you those elusive zzz's).

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    Besides, have you never heard the saying "You can't love anyone else until you love yourself"?

    1. This rose quartz massager, which is so gorgeously discreet, you'll be able to keep her on your bedside table.

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    Rose quartz crystals are all about peace, balance and connecting with your Heart Chakra, which if you think about it, is perfect in this form. This massager is made from 100% rose quartz, which essentially means it will provide the user with a deep sense of contentment and fulfilment. Both emotionally and physically. You get it.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $195.

    2. This wand massager that features an actual handle, so that you can get yourself to orgasm without losing grip on your toy.

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    This toy is portable, which makes it perfect for your next (interstate) trip. It's super quiet and discreet, no matter which of its 10 vibrational modes you're using.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $29.99.

    3. This We-Vibe Sync — a vibrator designed to be used with a partner, sure to make isolating with someone a lot more fun.

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    The Sync by We-Vibe is designed to hit two points at once to give you a world-rocking orgasm. It comes with a remote, so you can use it completely hands-free and go on having the time of your life. It also can be synced with your phone, so if you're in a long distance relationship, the game has CHANGED, my friends.

    Buy it from JouJou for $219.99.

    4. This We-Vibe Moxie Clitoral Vibrator, which your partner can use to leave you in fifty shades of flushed in public.

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    For those of you have seen The Ugly Truth, you know what scenario I'm proposing. A slim magnet keeps this toy in place, inside your underwear, and using the complimentary remote, have your partner control the 10 levels of vibrations in public. A single charge lasts two hours — so you can play all the way up to dessert.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $149.

    5. This handy dandy vibrator that's as pretty as it is effective.

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    Look, buying a sex toy is a commitment and it's often super difficult to convince yourself to invest hundreds of dollars in one. If you've just decided to dive into the world of toys, or if you're a seasoned user looking for a new favourite, try this one on for size. It's fully waterproof, which means it can be used in the bath and shower without you worrying about electrocuting yourself.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $39.99.

    6. This vibrating cock-ring that actually features two loops for the ultimate synchronised orgasm.

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    This cock ring is made from non-toxic silicone and the two-ring feature will allow for your dance to last even longer, providing you both with a fantastically intense orgasm.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $12.

    7. This set of sex dice, should you be looking for something naughtier than Monopoly to play on a Friday night.

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    There's no need to be ashamed about it, sometimes we fall into habits and things can become a little...well, bland. These dice ensure that the spice will be injected back into your relationship — no matter how vanilla your preferences.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $16.

    8. This hand-held personal ~massager~ that's actually ridiculously chic looking.

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    This vibrator has "bought it for a friend, but like it so much I had to keep it" energy. It features 10 vibrational patterns and 10 speed levels so you can really customise your orgasm. Plus, it's so pretty that you know it's the first toy you'll pull out if your partner ever asks you if you want to add a toy to the mix.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $39.99.

    9. This WeVibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator, which uses air pressure to massage your clit.

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    Use this waterproof toy during your ~alone time~ or lie it flat between you when with a partner. You can use the in-built buttons to move seamlessly through 12 different intensity levels (from the sensation of soft kisses to stronger suction) — or, use the complimentary app to let your partner take control of it and you.

    Buy it from JouJou for $179.99.

    10. These stainless steel butt plugs, which thanks to their varying sizes, are perfect for beginners.

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    If you've been thinking about introducing the back door to your sexual rendezvous, look no further than these gorgeous butt plugs that will get you ready for the real thing— or just allow for an extra layer of pleasure to what you usually would enjoy. This set is made from stainless steel and they're super easy to clean, so you can enjoy them over and over again.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $25.

    11. This LELO ORA 2, for when you want someone to go down on you, without the someone.

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    This little magic number is waterproof (perfect for joining you and a glass of wine in the bath) and provides 10 swirling vibration modes designed to imitate the motion of a tongue. Thanks to award-winning technology, this toy increases intensity when pressure is applied — so it knows to ramp up when you do. Choose from "Deep Rose", "Midnight Blue" and "Black".

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $184.99.

    12. This Womanizer Premium, which uses gentle suction and vibrations to give you your most intense clitoral orgasm yet — without ever even touching it.

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    The Womanizer Premium promises to get you hot and bothered, with 12 different intensity levels to move between. Waterproof, a four hour battery life and instant responsiveness to touch, your showers are going to last much longer with your new toy.

    Buy it from JouJou for $289.95.

    13. This simple yet effective mini-massager, which has over 2,500 five-star ratings on Amazon.

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    This waterproof vibrator has 20 different vibrational patterns and eight speeds, so you'll be able to ride your way to orgasm an absurd amount of ways depending on what you're into. The best part? Only the head vibrates, so you don't have to worry about ending up with a numb hand when you've finished.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $34.99.

    14. This LELO Lily 2, which with its romantic and gentle fragrances, stimulates all the senses.

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    This minimalist, sleek waterproof massager is designed to fit perfectly against feminine curves. Programmed with eight stimulation patterns, this gorgeous little toy also emits scents based on common aphrodisiacs.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $186.36.

    15. The LELO LUNA Beads Noir, which vibrates gently as your body moves.

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    We all remember these babies from the Fifty Shades series, but the gist of it is, if you use these babies you'll not only exercise your pelvic floor (who doesn't want a strong vag), but you'll also experience intense pleasure when you're next stimulated down there. The balls are super discreet and are almost undetectable when you're using them— until you begin to move, which will trigger their vibrational power and well...maybe don't spend too much time in public with these ones.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $55.95.

    16. This bullet vibrator, which is arguably the most classic vibrator you can own.

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    If this wasn't the first kind of vibrator you were exposed to, I don't know what to tell you. This guy is small, but also crazy powerful. It has 10 vibrational modes and is made with medical grade silicone so you can rest easy knowing it's perfectly safe for you to use.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $15.

    17. And finally, the Womanizer Duo — every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.

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    This baby is the KING of all sex toys and honestly, I'd only recommend it for those who've already indulged in a sex toy (or ten) in the past. It not only features the head-spinning clitoral suction of the Womaniser Premium (see above), but will also provide you with a world-rocking vaginal massage. The vibrator portion features 12 intensity levels and trust me when I say when this arrives in the mail, you won't be leaving your room for hours on end.

    Buy it from JouJou for $299.99.

    You, anxiously waiting by the door for your new beau to arrive:

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