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    Here Are 17 Intensely Powerful Sex Toys That Will Stay Quiet, Even If You Can't

    An orgasm for every cent spent and more.

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    Have you ever been awake in the dead of night, staring at the ceiling and wishing you had a ~special~ way to get back to sleep?

    Listen, self-love is an important act to partake in, but sometimes your pre-owned assets are tired and you want someone (or something) else to do the work.

    As fierce advocates for self-love, we've decided to introduce you all to some prospects that will allow you to explore all your desires (and get you those elusive zzz's).

    1. This rose quartz massager, which is so gorgeously discreet, you'll be able to keep her on your bedside table.

    2. This wand massager that features an actual handle, so that you can get yourself to orgasm without losing grip on your toy.

    3. This We-Vibe Sync — a vibrator designed to be used with a partner, sure to make isolating with someone a lot more fun.

    4. This We-Vibe Moxie Clitoral Vibrator, which your partner can use to leave you in fifty shades of flushed in public.

    5. This handy dandy vibrator that's as pretty as it is effective.

    6. This vibrating cock-ring that actually features two loops for the ultimate synchronised orgasm.

    7. This set of sex dice, should you be looking for something naughtier than Monopoly to play on a Friday night.

    8. This hand-held personal ~massager~ that's actually ridiculously chic looking.

    9. This WeVibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator, which uses air pressure to massage your clit.

    10. These stainless steel butt plugs, which thanks to their varying sizes, are perfect for beginners.

    11. This LELO ORA 2, for when you want someone to go down on you, without the someone.

    12. This Womanizer Premium, which uses gentle suction and vibrations to give you your most intense clitoral orgasm yet — without ever even touching it.

    13. This simple yet effective mini-massager, which has over 2,500 five-star ratings on Amazon.

    14. This LELO Lily 2, which with its romantic and gentle fragrances, stimulates all the senses.

    15. The LELO LUNA Beads Noir, which vibrates gently as your body moves.

    16. This bullet vibrator, which is arguably the most classic vibrator you can own.

    17. And finally, the Womanizer Duo — every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.

    You, anxiously waiting by the door for your new beau to arrive: