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True dat
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America: "If you don't vote, you have no right to complain about the outcome." Australia: "Same, but for the Hottest 100."
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hey, america
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me, woke australian: wow. america is just screwed asylum seeker in cage: [muffled screams] me: trying to watch cnn here, shut up man
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florida is jenny from the l word
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Is it true that if Donald Trump loses he will build his own White House and live there and shout orders and pretend he is the president?
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ME: [reading a tweet that starts with 'Dear America'] yes, yes! this is the good shit right here.
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Hey USA, we got you π #election2016
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America : We're choosing the next leader of the Free World. Australia : Using the C word to promote Tourism.β¦ https://t.co/bhMsn3E7yC
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dear america the rest of the world is judging you on this election love, australia PS
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Ahhhh USA Election Day the day that Australians are insufferably condescending to Americans - I can't get enough
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In the future we will vote by casting a steaming hot take into the ballot box, before turning to our countrymen and whispering, 'I woked.'
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Dear America. If the worst happens tomorrow make sure you don't try to come to Australia by boat.
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He legit looks like a toddler playing spaceships in a cardboard box.
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a good idea for a tweet today would be "americans dont even get a democracy sausage". between 100 and 100,000 people should tweet this
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us politics: we are voting for the future of civilisation australian politics: why can't we say the n-word in print
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Telstra would NEVER do this
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*posts 'can't wait for season finale of america' meme* *waits for 'πππ' comments to roll in*
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Not what I was expecting to see on the NYT page, at all