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Sophia cracks me up but one specific part that always gets me is when she’s making her famous sauce and says, “If this sauce were a person, I’d get naked and make love to it”. If that’s not the most relatable thing towards food, I don’t know what is.

Somebody did that to me with makeup and gave me the whole spiel of how she’s been so busy and she was glad she could make it in today and why she didn’t like each product and telling me which ones she used and didn’t use and I would have gladly done the return... if the products weren’t… Read More

People like that should be banned from stores and the same goes for food service as well. You shouldn’t be allowed to reap the benefits from an establishment in which you demean and degrade its employees. The only reason its possible for you to shop/eat here is because of the employees… Read More

One word: STEALING. I work in Sephora and I get it some of the stuff is really expensive, but don’t go stealing stuff people work hard to buy. We know what you’re doing and I have better things to do than watch you try and secretly put something in your purse. You’re also not the… Read More

Getting mad at me for something completely out of my control. I don’t control prices, I don’t control the quality or size of products, I don’t control inventory, and I don’t control the fact that your coupon expired 4 days ago because if I did, I definitely wouldn’t be working in… Read More

I work in a Sephora inside Jcpenney, one night during a closing shift I was taking out the trash when a woman came up to me and told me, while side eyeing me, "You must know a lot about trash, huh?". I just stared at her so confused. She then proceeded asking me about a product that… Read More

Sunday Riley's U.F.O.! It's the only thing that helps keep my breakouts to a minimum, especially during finals week.

Wasn't me but a friend of mine literally pulled a Half Baked scene. She worked at a Church's Chicken and in order she told her co-workers, "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool and fuck you". She then proceeded to steal a tray of fried chicken when walking out and yelled to everybody… Read More

My first kiss literally just shoved his tongue so far in my mouth I gagged. He seemed so embarrassed so I acted like nothing happened and we never spoke again.

Blending is key. Even if you feel like blending is enough, blend more.