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    Updated on Sep 1, 2020. Posted on Jul 8, 2016

    26 Hysterical Tweets About Shrek That Will Make You Laugh

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

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    my lil cousin gotta stop leaving his shampoo here I've never been more uncomfortable taking a shit in my life

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    I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, I see you Madeley…

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    please enjoy this painting of kanye as a shrek

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    I know my children are going to warn their future partners not to shit talk Shrek in front of me.

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    I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman

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    heres what the teens these days dont get. when Shrek first came out everyone unironically thought it was great, adults, kids, everyone

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    Jeff Buckley's "Hallelujah" came on at this party and a girl here said "this song always reminds me of shrek"

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    I want to connect speakers to my houses alarm system so when it gets set off a recording of Shrek will yell "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"

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    Here are my top ten movies of 2015: 1 Shrek 2 Shrek 3 Shrek 4 Shrek 5 Shrek 2 6 Shrek 7 Shrek 8 Shrek 9 Shrek 10 Shrek

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    what is with these Shrek vines oh my fuck

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    remember when donkey drank the potion in Shrek and became a sexy white horse? I want a sexy potion like that

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    Not gunna lie, the shrek soundtrack is the only CD in my car...

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    [checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY

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    #LyricsThatHaveToBeShouted someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

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    5. remember when this was lit in 2013?

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    If you want to read the gospel according to Shrek, open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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    the shrek soundtrack is the highest tier of musical brilliance this world will ever know

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    guy: so.... what's your favorite movie? me: it's a classic guy: yup? me: ............................. Shrek

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    #ThingsIYellWhenICum shrek is a movie about loving urself despite ur physical appearance but during the entire film theyre making fun of lor

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    me at 5pm: i'm tired me at 2am:

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