Community·Posted on Dec 27, 201719 New Year's Resolutions That Will Make You Laugh And Panic All At The Same TimeI already broke my resolution, TBH.by GeorgeCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community Team Ahh, 2018 is quickly approaching. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF So of course, people are already sharing their New Year's resolutions. Kim LachanceShandrow @LaShandrow Be ready, people. http://t.co/NCDPK134Xm #NewYearsResolution 09:53 PM - 29 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite OK, maybe not her: ᗯIᑎEᗰᑌᗰᗰY @WineMummy It's the day after Christmas. Please fuck off with your New Years resolutions already. 03:59 AM - 27 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite But the rest of Twitter has been quick to start sharing how they will better themselves next year. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Giphy / Via media.giphy.com Here are 19 resolutions bound to make you chuckle and get your ass in gear! 1. Already thinking ahead! riley mcdonough⇞ @rileymcdonough my new years resolution for 2018 is to work on my resolutions for 2019. 12:41 AM - 27 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Gay FTW. 🌲Merry ChriSTAS🌲 @simply_stas New Years resolutions: Be more gay. Come out to my parents. Learn to draw better. Get gayer. Enjoy life. Excel the… https://t.co/FzvIH6DmNE 08:31 PM - 26 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Seriously, it's simple. Pete Holmes @peteholmes Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop." 08:35 PM - 01 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Yeah, is that OK with you? Megan Kelly Dunn @megankcomedy My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that's okay with you guys? 05:59 PM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jessica is fed up with the shitty drivers! Jessica Saavedra @jessnickers97 Now that Christmas is over, it's time to start thinking about New Years resolutions. I've got one for a lot of you:… https://t.co/sMQgbTbNqr 07:23 PM - 26 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sorry guys. PaTRASHa @pirwinning My New Years resolutions include not swiping right on men just because they have cute dogs 06:15 AM - 27 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. That's the spirit! Brendan Monschein @monschein23 2018 New Years Resolution: try again on 2017 resolutions 05:40 AM - 27 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Shelly's real AF. Shelly Splainin’ 🙋🏻♀️ @shellbell_xo My New Year’s resolution is to stop kidding myself that I’ll make a lifestyle change this year. No one likes a sk… https://t.co/eoVJHHXuCr 01:09 PM - 26 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Damnit. Eli Braden @EliBraden My "don't make love to Victoria's Secret models" resolution is going great so far 04:44 AM - 02 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This is so hard. Ari Scott @ariscott NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS: 1998: Get signed to a record label and become a star!!! 2008: Get on a UCB team and become… https://t.co/wr0quElHBW 03:27 PM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. #KanyeConfidence Sassy Drunk @Sassy_Drunk My New Years resolution is to love myself like Kanye loves himself and believe in myself like Kanye believes in himself. 05:12 PM - 02 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. "Sorry Sharon, I don't roll that way" Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn New Years Resolution. This year I'm going to incorporate " I don't roll that way" into at least one conversation a week. 05:10 PM - 01 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. RIP Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink Already broke my New Year's resolution not to burn off my testicles, penis and anus 08:58 PM - 01 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Few more days! Henry Cox @demgreens I’ve been told I come across as grumpy on twitter. My New Years resolution is to try and be nicer. But guess what m… https://t.co/kIDwvmvFuK 06:03 PM - 13 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This is relatable AF, obviously. Jim Norton @JimNorton 'I will not giggle while shitting into my own hand' - New Year's resolutions I've broken already. 02:10 PM - 01 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Seriously, who narrates these commercials?! DCD2 @DCD2records new year's resolutions: spend 30sec looking up who narrates the home depot commercials & reject adulthood at all costs 10:19 PM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Too much effort. Landon Anderson @LandonAnderson_ I have like 9 New Year’s resolutions and I’ve already mentally given up on about 6 of them. 08:08 PM - 16 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. This guy took "resolution" a bit too literally Tim Bolton @timbolton1 New Year's Resolutions: 1024×576, 1152×648, 1280×720, 1366×768, 1600×900, 1920×1080, 2560×1440, 3840×2160. 11:14 AM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Watch out: Sith Lord Lizard Queen @kalittyl New Years resolution is to stop fucking around with scrubs. In 2018 I’m fucking your dads and becoming all of yalls step mom. 05:04 AM - 16 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Do you have a New Year's resolution yet? Do you have a New Year's resolution yet? Yes Correct Incorrect Yes No, I don't do those Correct Incorrect No, I don't do those Not Yet! Correct Incorrect Not Yet! Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later Looks like we are having a problem on the server. Do you have a New Year's resolution yet? vote votes vote votes vote votes View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!