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What Should Your Drunk Food Be?

If you’re the type who’s always the most sober of the group, then pizza is the best drunk food for you. It’s greasy enough to satisfy your drunk alter ego, but you’re also usually sober enough to actually appreciate it. Plus, if you share it with friends, they’ll all be too drunk to finish it and that means more for you.

Pizza

Sloppy and to the point, just like your method of drinking. You probably spill something on yourself at least twice during the night or accidentally drop something on the floor. The only food messy enough to match your drunk self is a good old burger.

Burger

Fried chicken is for the person who gets extra friendly after they’ve had a drink or three. Because guess who loves fried chicken? Everybody. And guess where everyone will be? In the fried chicken shop waiting for you to strike up conversation with them.

Fried chicken

You can’t go too far wrong with chips, and these best suit the lazy drunk who could definitely eat but is way too sleepy to eat anything fancy. All it requires is a repeated shoving motion toward your gob. Brilliant.

Chips

If you’re the type that immediately gets ravenous when they’ve had a drink, then you need to be devouring the classic kebab. It’s a treasure best enjoyed when drunk and it’ll probably be the best part of your night. That is, until you see the empty box next to your bed in the morning.

Kebab

The ultimate basic drunk food. If you’re the type that gets so drunk you barely have time to eat anything, then toast is your one true friend. Toast is all you need to soak up the alcohol in your system, as well as your bad choices, before you pass out.

Toast

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What Should Your Drunk Food Be?

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