What Should Your Drunk Food Be?

Either way, will you even remember it?

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    To celebrate someone's birthday or special occasion.
    To join my colleagues for a couple of drinks after work.
    I just like to have a few drinks now and again.
    Because there is no way I'm enduring five hours of loud music in a club without alcohol.
    Well, why not?
    To get TUURRRRNNNTTTT BITCHESSSSS!!!!!
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    You're not drunk! You're fine!
    Karaoke is a FABULOUS idea.
    Drunk texting is never a bad idea.
    You're not shouting, honestly.
    One more shot won't hurt.
    Everyone here is so goddamn attractive.
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    "Omg I LOVE you. Have I ever told you how much I love you?!"
    "We should be friends!"
    "Guys, where's my phone? I think I've lost it"
    "I'm just gonna take a quick nap right here...in the corner of this takeaway"
    "I'm staaaarrrrvvvvinnnngggg!"
    "nafsuigbrgivbjkvnfaufoeaouqhobanjnvl-ok?"

What Should Your Drunk Food Be?

You got: Pizza

If you’re the type who’s always the most sober of the group, then pizza is the best drunk food for you. It’s greasy enough to satisfy your drunk alter ego, but you’re also usually sober enough to actually appreciate it. Plus, if you share it with friends, they’ll all be too drunk to finish it and that means more for you.

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You got: Burger

Sloppy and to the point, just like your method of drinking. You probably spill something on yourself at least twice during the night or accidentally drop something on the floor. The only food messy enough to match your drunk self is a good old burger.

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You got: Fried chicken

Fried chicken is for the person who gets extra friendly after they’ve had a drink or three. Because guess who loves fried chicken? Everybody. And guess where everyone will be? In the fried chicken shop waiting for you to strike up conversation with them.

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You got: Chips

You can’t go too far wrong with chips, and these best suit the lazy drunk who could definitely eat but is way too sleepy to eat anything fancy. All it requires is a repeated shoving motion toward your gob. Brilliant.

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You got: Kebab

If you’re the type that immediately gets ravenous when they’ve had a drink, then you need to be devouring the classic kebab. It’s a treasure best enjoyed when drunk and it’ll probably be the best part of your night. That is, until you see the empty box next to your bed in the morning.

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You got: Toast

The ultimate basic drunk food. If you’re the type that gets so drunk you barely have time to eat anything, then toast is your one true friend. Toast is all you need to soak up the alcohol in your system, as well as your bad choices, before you pass out.

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