Buzz·Posted on 15 Nov 201623 Tweets That Will Make You Say "Me" And "Also Me"*ice accidentally drops in kitchen* Me to me: kick it under the fridgeby by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed Staff, by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 👑 @BreaSimone Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go. Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks… https://t.co/7fm3AdSTGv 04:06 PM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Cunt Drakilla @jola_jade Me: "I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this" Me to me: "Overreact." 03:31 PM - 12 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. FREDDY @FreddyAmazin Me: "I'm not even that hungry. Plus, I need to save money, I'm broke." Me to me: "you're starving" 10:57 PM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Henry of House Stark @DeionGottaSTFU Me - "She's clearly mad so you should call her and ask what's bothering her." Me to me - "Just text her 'What you… https://t.co/lVel6naeqW 06:17 PM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. maria @cakefacedcutie Me: I know he's not cheating rn cause he's with me Me to me: unless... a clone...? 03:05 AM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. woke girl @commonwokegirl me: this is going to be a great week! my skin glowing! i'm confident! my grades will prosper! me to me: your menta… https://t.co/jQZX2Q1ddh 06:25 AM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. nañi @pettyblackgirI *On Thanksgiving* Me: "I ate 2 plates. I can't eat anymore" Me to me: "shut up & go get some more macaroni bef… https://t.co/bnEtFCwkcV 12:39 AM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Clayton Bigsby @YourFavTweeter_ Me: no more shots man I'm fucked up Me to me: didn't know you was a bitch 02:18 AM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ☁️ Sway's Answers ☁️ @DivineMinded *Gets a piece of bread * Me to me: "Now close it without the twist tie." 10:23 PM - 12 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. kenny @kenihanas Me: I'm glad I'm saving money Me to me: Now spend all of it 06:56 AM - 08 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 🎄D.va🎄 @PinkMiruku Me: *sleeps late* Me to me before class: Skip it 08:12 AM - 07 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. M. Night Famalam @Rory_Breaker_ *Washes hands* ME: Damn she's out of paper towels. ME to ME: Fam, look at those decorative towels hanging there… https://t.co/nRgg7EeKLT 06:15 PM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. #TheYoungest @AYoungIvz Me: She sent a long paragraph, i proper upset her. Me to me: Tell her "what do you mean". 06:09 PM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ricebagovich @RiceBag94 *ice accidentally drops in kitchen* Me to me: kick it under the fridge 12:05 AM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. thug yoda @_RobinGood Me: I'm getting up at 5:30 AM to go to the gym Me at 5:30 AM: You've been pulling niggas with this same body for y… https://t.co/6TEARpjGLt 09:03 PM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. gianna @glow_for_it me: I'm going to be more social, go out with friends, and enjoy life also me: alienate all your friends because th… https://t.co/9z1odBEoGI 05:04 PM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ㅤㅤhouston @MannyEuphoria_ Me: "I really click with this girl, she's funny too. I'm not tryna mess this up" Me to me: "dm her friend." 10:33 PM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. . @adetasie Me: I'm only meeting him to chill Me to me: shave your pussy just incase 10:35 PM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Hogarth. @ChillJordan "She's a really nice girl, I wanna see where this goes." "Smash and dip" "But she...." "SMASH......N......DIP" 01:37 AM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. pumpkin pie papí @YungSnapple me: damn, i have a lot of homework me to me: no you don't 08:08 PM - 07 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Lé Snitch @NeckAhhAquarius Me: "I actually like this girl, I might make it official" Also me: "Play her, before she plays you" 04:08 AM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. jomny sun @jonnysun me: but thats none of my business me to me: make it ur business 07:11 AM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. dried apricot hater @aaannnnyyyyaaaa me: sees a fluffy dog me to me: steal him 09:42 AM - 06 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite